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I hate it when guys think that just because they like a girl, they are obligated to feel the same
It works both ways, although men are more vocal about it, in general.
Why didn't you tell him politely?
Very few things irritate me more than self-entitled douchebags who think girls are machines that you can drop "nice guy" coins into to make sex or a relationship come out. It doesn't work that way, brah. If she's not interested in you, she is not obligated to sleep with you. Put on your big boy pants and move on.
What pisses me off the most about the "friendzone" expression, is that most of the time, it's actually presumptuous. I doubt that this douchebag who punched OP, is considered a friend by the girl.
True. Very true. Some guys' heads are just so far up their own asses that they think a kick to the balls after unwanted sexual advances is considered "friendzoning".
"Delusional fuckface" - accurately describes nearly all the kids who attend my school. I hear you, OP. Ice your eye, and the next time you see that asswipe, punch his ass back.
I'm probably going to get the negative vote off. However you sound like the typical angry kid at school that hates everyone and thinks everyone hates you. I bet if you adjusted your attitude a bit you wouldn't have to get worried about getting a black eye and more people would like you.
You better have hit him back
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Oh gosh finally, the revolt against the friendzoned "nice guys" has begun!
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