Work: It means us! Look at us! - FML

It means us! Look at us!

By Squeak - 07/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, at work I put myself squarely in the lame / old people category when I foolishly asked out loud what FML meant. FML

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Vocab test

By shut up. - 11/11/2013 10:36 - New Zealand

Today, I was mentioning to a coworker how there was a huge lull today in business. A young coworker then turned to me and sead in a snooty tone, "I think you mean a 'lol', it's pronounced L-O-L." FML

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By Looking4ajob - 19/07/2016 03:47 - United States - Jackson

Today, I asked my manager what NSFW stands for. FML

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This is fine

By Aaaaaaaah - 13/10/2024 20:00 - New Zealand

Today, I started a new job. As I was introducing myself during the morning get together with the team, I forgot how old I was, and panicked. I ended up saying I was "twenty-fine." I’m 27. FML

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Stumped

By walkingdictionary - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

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By Old? - 14/01/2009 23:20 - United States

Today, a student of mine used the phrase "well, you know, like back in your day" about defining "going out". I'm only 24. FML

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The Groucho Marx of Zoom

By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 21:30

Today, I was on a work call when my coworker made an accidental Freudian slip. Thinking I was muted, I muttered, "That’s what she said." I wasn’t muted. FML

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Indoctrinated

By workfordayzz - 14/05/2014 17:45 - United States

Today, I realized that because of my construction job, I have spent such a huge amount of time with older, cynical guys that I keep uncontrollably using the phrase "fucking kids these days" regularly like an idiot. I'm 18. FML

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Progress

By stupid - 24/11/2014 19:21 - United States - Middleton

Today, I realized that customers at my work ask me, "Are you new or just stupid?" just as often as they did when I first started. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 21/09/2019 16:01

Today, at work, an old lady was staring at my crotch a lot. I looked down, thinking maybe I had an open fly. I didn't. FML

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By Talkingbeforethinking - 16/03/2019 18:00

Today in class I accidentally called my teacher very old and almost dead. As we were discussing a book I said that the book character is very old and close to death since it fitted to the context. Turns out this character is one year younger than my teacher and she wasn't amused. FML

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Top comments

orangejuiceiii 2

Wednesday 8 February 2017 4:32

well I'm guessing you're new to this app

species4872 19

Wednesday 8 February 2017 4:35

Second result on Google is FML means "Fix My Lighthouse"

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MrsHumanFrog 19

Tuesday 7 February 2017 11:46

always Google!!!

species4872 19

Wednesday 8 February 2017 4:35

Second result on Google is FML means "Fix My Lighthouse"

alternative-facts 6

Wednesday 8 February 2017 4:31

Awwww. That's so cute!

orangejuiceiii 2

Wednesday 8 February 2017 4:32

well I'm guessing you're new to this app

Elielili 13

Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:08

Good call ;)

Gaz_2_0 10

Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:08

I had to explain to my mom what it mentions last week. I don't think it's anything to feel old or lame about. I don't know half the text speak things now, and I'm in high school.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:21

Welcome. Try to comment on every FML, now that you know what it means -- the kids love to hear the ramblings of lame, old people.

Iwannarock1 19

Wednesday 8 February 2017 7:17

No they don't.

Iwannarock1 19

Wednesday 8 February 2017 7:17

No they don't.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Wednesday 8 February 2017 5:59

It's not all that bad, now you've found this wonderful place. Bring out the cake.. What do you mean we don't have one, you wouldn't want to make it a lie now would you? Explore this place while the cake is being baked.

kaitlyn520 13

Wednesday 8 February 2017 6:17

Yet you know to come to FML to make a post about not knowing what FML means? SUSPICIOUS (; lol

jcash52426 5

Wednesday 8 February 2017 11:49

In case you still don't know. FML=**** my life. Do you want me to tattoo it to your forehead so everyone knows what a loser you are.

zeemonster424 15

Wednesday 8 February 2017 13:14

I'm guessing they showed you this app, and then told you to post your story.

redheadedmonster 24

Wednesday 8 February 2017 16:45

Google and the Urban Dictionary app are my best friends. You should look into them lol

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in the shower and things were getting heated. I tried to move position, but slipped and fell, bringing the shower curtain I'd grabbed onto down with me along its support rod. My ass hit the floor just as hard as the rod hit my head. FML

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Well. I must admit when I first received today's illustration, seeing the massive pliers pop out kind of freaked me out. Then I reached the last panel and I'm not sure if it's out of anxiety relief or what, but I laughed so hard I might have choked a...

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Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up after two years of dating. So far this year, I sprained my wrist, my dog died, my best friend of 6 years ended our friendship, I was diagnosed with PMDD, my cat died, I had an ovarian cyst rupture, and I got turned down for every job I applied for. Only 7 more months to go… FML

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Today, I got home to my son holding his brother down with one foot on his chest and both hands on a pair of pliers, trying to pull out his infected tooth, looking like some sort of redneck, hillbilly comedy sketch. I half expected to hear sound effects in the background. FML

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Today, as I stepped into a subway car, I noticed some free seats and began walking towards them. A group of girls standing nearby looked at me, then at the seats, and made a run for them. They then high-fived, presumably as congratulations for sitting down before the pregnant lady could. FML

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Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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