It never rains…

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 17:01

Today, it's my ninth day off work. I should have been back 4 days ago, but whilst resting a swollen knee at home, I got a hair stuck in my eye so badly that I had to go to A&E at 4 a.m. to get it taken out. Now work won't let me come back until the resulting conjunctivitis clears up. FML
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MidnaLink 33

Just in case you're serious, it goes by different names elsewhere. Accident & Emergency in the UK.

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Kraths 16

Most of that has to do with Americans needing to work more hours in order to make ends meet, in addition to a highly volatile job market. Europeans get more vacation time than Americans will ever get

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RichardPencil 30

Arts and Entertainment? The network? What the hell do they know about medical stuff?

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MidnaLink 33

Just in case you're serious, it goes by different names elsewhere. Accident & Emergency in the UK.

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rotflqtms_ 21

holy cow, I was wondering what that was. The US says the ER (emergency room)

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diraven 15

I can tell you don't live here in the US or they would have made you go back to work the same day unless you had a compound knee fracture and then went blind.

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Kraths 16

Most of that has to do with Americans needing to work more hours in order to make ends meet, in addition to a highly volatile job market. Europeans get more vacation time than Americans will ever get

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