Embarrassing, Gross and Farts: It's a gas gas gas

It's a gas gas gas

By Dani - 28/11/2011 12:34 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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You deserved it 6 840

By Oops - 23/05/2010 09:21 - Australia

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML

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You deserved it 29 950

Gas wars

By Ali - 04/10/2020 23:02

Today, my boyfriend came over for the first time and we were alone. He was being super romantic and snuggling with me, and then out of nowhere he let out the biggest fart I've ever heard. He then explained how I should try to compete with it. FML

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You deserved it 385

By byebyeromance - 26/08/2014 01:03 - United States - State College

Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML

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You deserved it 5 072

Denial

By Loud - 08/09/2016 06:07 - Australia

Today, at work, I needed to fart and thought it would be fast and silent, so I let it rip. I was wrong. Everyone turned around and looked at me as my fart rolled on for a good 10 seconds. The worst part, I screamed, "It wasn't me!" while I was still farting. FML

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You deserved it 8 495

By Anonymous - 11/09/2012 19:16 - Sweden - Guayanilla

Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML

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You deserved it 4 382

By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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You deserved it 4 889

Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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You deserved it 19 645

Tension

By Anonymous - 06/04/2011 11:47 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 987

You deserved it 5 475

By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 20:38 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was to give a presentation to several of my company's senior employees. The moment I stood up, I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart that lasted a good two or three seconds. When I tried to utter an apology, I clammed up and let out a whiny grunt. They were not amused. FML

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You deserved it 5 185

TROLLFACEdotJPG 5

Monday 28 November 2011 16:02

Challenge accepted?

stepanek911 1

Monday 28 November 2011 16:06

atleast you weren't in an historical gas chamber.

Comments

e077 15

Monday 28 November 2011 18:01

Your bf is an epic hero.

Perc_fml 2

Monday 28 November 2011 18:08

Kudos to your bf for his humour, wit and ability to fart on command

hyden121 2

Monday 28 November 2011 18:23

That's actually pretty hilarious.

alilmonster 1

Monday 28 November 2011 18:34

HAHAHA! Its better than him saying Ew xD

alilmonster 1

Monday 28 November 2011 18:34

HAHAHA! Its better than him saying Ew xD

alilmonster 1

Monday 28 November 2011 18:34

HAHAHA! Its better than him saying Ew xD

j_cat187 19

Monday 28 November 2011 18:37

... The horrific battle Resulted in over 50 million casualties.

Sperino 4

Monday 28 November 2011 18:48

It's obvious that this FML isn't true since everyone knows that girls don't fart. Lol

tucansam555 3

Monday 28 November 2011 18:48

HAHAHAHA that's great

fenixtorador1 11

Monday 28 November 2011 19:31

Challenge accepted! Bio warfare!

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It's a gas gas gas

Same thing different taste

Gas wars

Denial

Let it all out

Tension

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