Farts and Work: It's a gas gas gas

It's a gas gas gas

By riappp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

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EmoGeo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:09

ROFLMFAO. That's too perfect.

mkb_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:50

I had a job where people seemed to always come into my cube specifically to fart, and then leave.

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Xkillz302 10

Saturday 8 October 2016 20:57

Don't you just hate when that happens

metroido 17

Tuesday 18 April 2023 22:17

in your defense, 99% of farts don’t smell.

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