Farts and Work: It's a gas gas gas

It's a gas gas gas

By riappp - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I farted in my cubicle thinking no one would smell it. Two seconds later, everyone came to my cubicle to wish me a happy birthday. FML

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EmoGeo 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:09

ROFLMFAO. That's too perfect.

mkb_fml 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 20:50

I had a job where people seemed to always come into my cube specifically to fart, and then leave.

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cant_believe_it 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 18:23

HAHAHAHAHA That's hilarious. Happy B-day YO

flipflopsssxo 1

Friday 27 February 2009 4:52

hahahahahahahaha!!!!, i can't stop laughing XD

msveracity 0

Friday 27 February 2009 7:31

#34 - not all of them make noise... the silent ones are deadly. or so i've been told.

xoxowhatever 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 3:01

hahahaha that is hilarious!

That_Guy 4

Saturday 28 February 2009 5:12

**** those people who wished them happy birthday, its his party he can fart if want to!

Rugrats123 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:08

this is something that happens to me hahaha

toshi_7 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:58

haha, thats just terrible luck. FYL indeed

_musical_addict_ 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 1:33

ROFL at #40 yea, i can see this happening, sorry for the bad luck!

ThumbTackBraille 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 0:49

Hahahah happy birthday!

hi5534 3

Tuesday 26 May 2009 23:57

YOU'RE ON YOUTUBE XD

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