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It's all about that D

By MK. - 21/04/2021 02:00

Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML

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By figures - 29/11/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML

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By somefamily - 26/04/2012 07:11 - United States - Wayne

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

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By Noname - 10/03/2009 15:46 - United States

Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML

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By Lauren - 18/11/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 06:00

Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML

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By Edward - 09/12/2021 13:59

Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML

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By Radayam - 15/06/2021 20:00

Today, I learned that the starting date for my class was a typo. Instead of 6/22, it was 6/2. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By what - 16/02/2023 22:00

Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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ahabsfan 15

Wednesday 21 April 2021 2:35

Don’t take this the wrong way but I’m a little surprised you knew about the two “e”.

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 21 April 2021 10:37

Did you really never notice when you looked at calendars?

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ahabsfan 15

Wednesday 21 April 2021 2:35

Don’t take this the wrong way but I’m a little surprised you knew about the two “e”.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Wednesday 21 April 2021 6:19

Yep, thx to the pronunciation. Sounds like "wensday". But, kinda YDI because you're supposed to learn how to spell the days of the week in 1st grade.

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 21 April 2021 10:37

Did you really never notice when you looked at calendars?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 24 April 2021 15:40

If English isn't your first language I can understand somewhat, but if it is your native tongue, I gotta know how the hell you constantly made the same mistake for 20 years. Forget people not correcting you, it's basically impossible not to see it written down somewhere like a book, in schoolwork, a diary, and as ojoRojo mentioned, a calendar.

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