Health and Growing old: It's all downhill from here - FML

It's all downhill from here

By hifhfan - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, I entered my late twenties. My hair's falling out and I'm putting on weight at light speed. At least I can keep my youthful appearance with the acne I still suffer from. FML

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IllestRated 17

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:33

Don't stress over it man. It'll only make it worse. If needed consult with a dermatologist

BulldogHoops 14

Thursday 5 June 2014 21:36

Only goes downhill from here! **** your life and everyone else's!

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wvni 13

Thursday 5 June 2014 22:45

I would like to apologize for my comment, #18. I don't know why I wrote that, and I am very sorry for posting it. Please downvote it and this comment to remove them from regular view.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 5 June 2014 22:49

It will all pass I still have mild acne as well

ofinnocencepast 4

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:01

sounds like an issue with your thyroid. I'd go to the doctor and get that checked ASAP. it can mess with you pretty bad.

zenrael 21

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:04

Go see a doctor

HJKM_fml 19

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:08

Have you been checked for a hormonal imbalance? It's actually not that uncommon and unchecked can cause major health problems down the road. Just a thought.

Odb75 5

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:25

Have your testosterone checked.... May be out of whack

greencurtains74 11

Thursday 5 June 2014 23:42

st ives apricot scrub. it works wonders.

asparagus12 21

Friday 6 June 2014 0:15

Def thyroid. Go to the doc ASAP!

RudderV 10

Friday 6 June 2014 0:18

Sorry to hear, to be honest I'm starting to head down that path as well and I'm only 21 :(

shadowcurses 9

Friday 6 June 2014 1:04

Light speed is a measure of distance... Sorry thought I'd be a smart ass lol... Seriously tho, I hate that for you but don't feel bad, I'm 25 and balding

91hayek 31

Friday 6 June 2014 1:20

Isn't light speed the speed of light? So it is still a measure of time, or at least the rate at which light moves? Light years would be the measure of distance I think.

kasmol 16

Friday 6 June 2014 6:22

A light year is a measure of distance. Light speed is the velocity of light in a vacuum ...roughly 186,282 miles per second.

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