Work: It's all my fault

It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML

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You deserved it 39 417

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Today, after sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work. FML

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Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

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By last night king - 28/05/2019 18:09

Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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By Cowgirl_Up37 - 02/07/2011 20:54 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

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TrollFeeder 10

Thursday 18 August 2011 15:45

Damn how hungover were you?

yamatelle 19

Thursday 18 August 2011 16:07

If he, by any chance, stole a cop car and parked it in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said, "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4." then yes, he's a moron.

Comments

epiclife101 0

Thursday 18 August 2011 17:51

Yeah but they are scary

sara_saturday 5

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:00

castigate!?!? your poor balls!! jk great word. hope you feel better

TheCountess 4

Thursday 18 August 2011 20:49

I'm glad I wasn't the only one who made that connection. :)

charlotte100 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:27

YDI for announcing Ur problem and over drinking however I do feel sorry for u about the hangover. I've been there and always regret it the next day.

V19Spartan 1

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:30

Happens to my girlfriend all time but it is usually ruffies

ikickgingers 15

Thursday 18 August 2011 23:45

I'm in love

perdix 29

Thursday 18 August 2011 18:33

What's the problem? You've just invited yourself to every party the people in your office will ever throw. Everybody wants a party animal to keep their get-together from being lame.