It's all my fault

By Anonymous - 18/08/2011 07:42 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
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yamatelle 19

If he, by any chance, stole a cop car and parked it in the middle of Las Vegas Blvd. with a note that said, "Couldn't find a meter, so here's $4." then yes, he's a moron.

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salvorican 24

Well at least you werent talking about being high or taking it up the butt. But if u did fyl

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wishfulmidget 0

castigate? please use normal words even i can understand:P

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IndiRae 9

Come on, pal. You're only a year younger than me, it means they were dissing or giving themselves a good stern talking to. Pay attention in English class, or just simply pull your head from your ass and you got this.

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wishfulmidget 0

maybe indirae should pay attention in MATH. 6 months does not equal 1 year

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IndiRae 9

Ok. My bad, I just checked your age not your birthdate. And if you want get specific it's six months and sixteen days.

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IndiRae 9

Well **** no it's not. Shit. Whatever I already graduated.

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Buttsexpirate 9

Op: Goddammit I'm such a ******* idiot! I got so shit-faced drinking out of that hookers hooch! And all that cocaine I did. Bob: uhh... Bill? Op: Shit did i say that aloud? That's how I imagine it went

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jillianmathers12 13

That is so funny! YDI for getting so drunk though :)

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loserman67 35

Sounds like last night's frivolity followed you into the office. I hope you were not talking out loud about the fat, sweaty he-she you picked up, took home and had several hours of un-protected sex with...

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Shouldn't have drank soo much last night. Did you drunk text the guy you met at AA also?

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boatsnhoes9769 0

AA is for quitters

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cubancgar 0

I literally just this second did the same damn thing, except everyone started laughing once I realized I was thinking out loud

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ImmaB3AST 7

When an FML team person insults your comment.. You know it's bad.

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MareNostrum 0

You could take this opportunity to expand your vocabulary rather than leave a braindead comment... You're going to come across things that aren't always in layman's terms, you know.

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ikickgingers 15

Done that before

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