Clothes, Awkward and Work: It's called fashion

It's called fashion

By anonymous - 04/05/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I went into work to set up a new store. There was a lot of lifting so I dressed casual. This happened to be the day the owner brought in his conservative family to check out the store. I was wearing a shirt that says "Everyone Poops" and has a donkey and elephant pooping. FML

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Same thing different taste

By fittingroompotty - 02/03/2009 13:38 - United States

Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML

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Filthy animal

By Chris - 25/01/2022 14:01

Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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By Lizzie - 30/05/2013 22:32 - United States - Rockford

Today, we had a get together for work at a restaurant I've never heard of. After spending all week trying to make a good impression on my new boss and co-workers, I showed up in a pair of shorts and a Star Wars T-Shirt. Turns out it was one of the fanciest restaurants in town. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Bossman Bill - 06/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Tampa

Today, I walked into our office and everyone started laughing. It turns out that I'd been the only one not in on the joke to come in dressed as a character from our favorite TV show. However, I'd dressed in normal work clothes. I’m the boss. FML

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By Username - 21/03/2012 17:10 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

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By DefinitelyNotDogshit - 28/08/2013 04:06 - United States - Levittown

Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML

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KwitIt 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:17

I mean, I understand wanting to dress casual... but isn't there kind of a line somewhere between casual and inappropriate?

skinonskin 0

Monday 4 May 2009 13:11

Why would you even buy a t-shirt like that?

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abcdefg11233 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:53

conservatives are ridiculous - you life is ****** btw that shirt sounds hilarious!

Fanoodle 0

Monday 4 May 2009 15:53

I would wear that shirt to school...

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:01

it's not even a funny shirt. YDI

mrnicety 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

I don't get what the problem is? It's a t-shirt, I'm sure no-one cares

birds_fml 7

Monday 4 May 2009 16:08

How is this bad? All the shirt says is that both republicans and democrats suck. I have the same shirt (go Threadless!) and it's about as non-offensive as you can get, unless someone is offended by poop.

perfectwinds 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:11

That's not a shirt you should wear to work regardless of what you're doing! Though it is kind of funny. There's casual and disrespectful. Customers still can walk by looking into the new store.

suaveneanderthal 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:13

I don't care how conservative they are, their butt holes can't be too tight that they no longer poop! Everyone does it even them.

moosing 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:24

Just a lame FML. Why are you saying FML for? Because you are unable to understand when it is acceptable to wear a t-shirt that is childish and not very funny? Or perhaps that you confuse "casual" for "getting the most moronic shirt out of the closet"? Srsly, learn to dress yourself like an adult and you'd be fine.

primogen18 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:25

Not as bad as answering the door wearing a "Burn The Priest" shirt (Lamb of God's former name) when it was a couple of jehova's witnesses. Not that those people aren't annoying anyway even when you tell them NOT to keep coming and you don't really care, but still it was sort of awkward.

Helinacoustic 0

Monday 4 May 2009 16:35

#40 has it right. I had a customer yesterday wearing a shirt that said "While you were reading this...I farted." Really, who sells such stupid shirts? And why do grown men buy them!?