Congratulations, you're a douche.

Oh deer.

The deer just wanted to do something memorable too.

For extra points you could have tried to ride the deer to college. Just make sure he doesn't want a return trip :)

deer usually dont chase people....rabid deer?? lol

I'm calling BS on this FML. There is NO way OP and his friend could out run a deer, let alone for 5 minutes.

I don't know about deer, but a human can outrun a horse if both have to zigzag rather than run a straight line. A slalom course may have been involved for all we know.

That may be true, but a horse is much larger than a deer. Deer are quite agile and swift.

@45 then why do they have horse races and not deer races

@69 because horses are less skittish and easier to train. if you know anyone thats trained a deer to carry a human on its back, let me know.

The relationship of weight to speed is not linear lol. My roommate is 160 and I am 140 and he is faster than me. Mainly because he's been training with our high school Alma Mater's track team as a coach and I haven't really trained lately. Kind of like a quarter horse or thorough bred is much faster than a smaaller pony.

well santa trains deers, i guess

your name and response says it all about OP. xD

Oh Deer.

hah

Deer are very dangerous! I would never attempt to chase one! But hopefully you'll remember that forever!

Hahaha. *******

hehehe

Cheater.