Drunk, Relatable, Grandparents and Miscellaneous: It's getting old, Nan - FML

It's getting old, Nan

By sick of this shit - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kelowna

Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML

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Tarlachia 33

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:16

Use the regular remote behind her back and randomly change the channel while she keeps trying to keep it on the one she wants.

aggievillelover 8

Sunday 7 February 2016 6:17

To be fair my grandma would struggle with the remote situation sober...

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ehcanadianeh 15

Monday 8 February 2016 14:34

Should have said "Xbox, change channel"

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