By shabowbow - 27/03/2014 18:14 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a bee flew into my classroom and landed on my cheek. Not only am I allergic to these things, I was hit in the face with a textbook to "make sure it's dead." FML
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shabowbow 18

Thankfully I wasn't stung, and I do appreciate on the long run them hitting me with a textbook. It could've been a lot worse than a headache.

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CorpsmanUp88 21

I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.

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AFCCT 7

32, what did this plant ever do to you?

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CorpsmanUp88 21

I think I'd take a textbook to the face than a allergic reaction anyday.

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gshocker20 21

In case you didn't think of it, the bees stinger could have punctured OP's face because of the textbook.

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ImAFaker 29

It could've also killed OP before it was smashed by the textbook.

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Stazza11 27

Slightly puffy face from the textbook compared to the hospital trip and extremely swollen face from the bee sting, I certainly wouldn't be complaining about the textbook.

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khaoticpanda 28

Depends on the reaction! Maybe just a little rash.

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imyy 20

But did she learn anything from the experience with the textbook? Did it teacher (sic) anything?

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alphabetta 23

Why 'sic'? You're not quoting anything...

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Savner 16

Actually, a lot of people get way more than a slightly puffy face from an allergic reaction. Personally, my airway closes and it's very scary.

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1947Chevy 17

#42 the concern is that if OP was stung simply because of the textbook hitting it then OP has to deal with both

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Pleonasm 35

Oh beehive, 14. How comb we can't make some light jokes at OP's expense to sweeten the mood here a little? No need to get waspish about it.

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gennyv 29

#2 that's the cheesiest pun there comb bee.

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False_Stupidity 41

Oh comb on, those were the sweetest puns.

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jerryj 27

17 already covered those puns, honey.

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lifeeeeee 7

Hit them in the face and say "I thought I saw it fly off of my face and on to yours"

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silvercamaro 22

I feel like this would start a lot more problems than it would solve.

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tpm45 25

Whoever hit you just wanted to make sure it didn't kill you.... I mean the boss man wants you alive, see?

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Marshallino 21

It was his teacher, I read that in another one under moderation.

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OhWhoCares 42

I'm sorry OP. At least now it's all over, and you weren't stung. (at least I assume since you survived long enough to post an FML)

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TheHolyJuiceBox 5

pfft screw an going to the ER for an allergic reaction, just gonna post a fml

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pwnman 33

I can't bee-live that happened to you!

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chutney_02 22

At least it wasn't a wasp. Those things are hell

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