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By LonelyLoner - 26/11/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with a girl I like and her best friend. We had a good time, even talked for a few hours at the restaurant, but after we left, she stopped talking to me. Her friend told her that I kept staring at her chest; I was trying to see what her pendant was. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 00:00 - Norway

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By distracted - 16/09/2012 07:00 - Canada - Victoria

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By bex - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with two old friends from high school. While at the restaurant, we saw a girl who we graduated with. The girl gave both of them hugs, then introduced herself to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

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By rackman007 - 13/05/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I was wearing my new sunglasses while watching a basketball game. A pretty hot looking girl was sitting a few spots next to me so I stared at her breasts. A few minutes later, I looked up at her face and she was looking at me in disgust. It turns out that my sunglasses were see through. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By ugly - 11/06/2012 12:01 - Australia

Today, I was telling my best friend that I was feeling unattractive, and that I never get asked out. As she was trying to make me feel better, we were interrupted by a stranger trying to hit on her. FML

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somnolent 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:04

Yikes. Why not just ask her straight out next time?

a_robot_duck 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:09

"That's a nice pendant, may I see it?"

Comments

FMlbeast1 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:18

I DON'T BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ohhhhhhhh yaa you were looking at her boobs. IF YOUR A BOY THEN ITS NORMAL,IF NOT THEN THEN WHO CARES

mcdeltaT 2

Friday 13 January 2012 0:11

That's why religion is bad

MissNicky_fml 0

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:43

You deserved it.

rougeunicorn03 17

Tuesday 24 September 2013 6:54

Riiight

jmw24 8

Thursday 24 October 2013 13:08

why did you not just simply ask if you were that curious? lol

XREFLECTION 2

Wednesday 30 October 2013 4:14

Oh yea her "pendant"

kailarahne 19

Thursday 27 March 2014 22:44

I don't know why women get so angry that a guy would look at their boobs. stop wearing push up bras then

JazzHandsFML 28

Monday 2 March 2015 4:59

I hate when girls have shirts that you have to read for this reason, but ydi for not simply asking her about it.

miss_amphetamine 24

Tuesday 7 July 2015 2:51

Maybe the pendant was something odd or unusual? I always wear a necklace with the dopamine molecule structure on it, and people often stare at it trying to figure out what it is before asking. I just laugh about it. Sure, OP, it would have been more polite to ask, but I think the girl was being overly sensitive.