It's not what you think

By failure - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Korea, Republic of - Seoul

Today, my boss brought her cat to work. At one point, I looked up and everyone was staring at me staring at the cat's asshole. FML
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Top comments

beautifulbeats26 6

I hope you just got lost in thought and didn't realize where you were looking.....

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Comments

perdix 29

How did they know you were obsessing on the asshole? You could have been glancing at its tail, its hind legs or its balls. They must have you pegged as a butthole surfer.

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SWC_Penguin 17

No! I swear, I was just watching its balls! You have to believe... Wait, why's everyone leaving?

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perdix 29

#34, the best defense is an even more offensive offense!

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marcranger 28

Wait, if OP was being pegged, wouldn't that make him a butthole surfEE?

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jordanhraye 18

Woah there op, next time wear some shades to not make it so obvious!

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RedPillSucks 31

Caught staring at you bosses pussy.

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marcela_darocha 13

You should have covered it up by saying the carpet needs to be vacuumed or the floor needs cleaning :)

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CrazyMelvin 14

You shouldn't call your boss names like that.

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TrinityNevada 11

I hope I'm right in assuming you were just zoning or something. While that happens to everyone sometimes, I've seen altercations over it. Well, not a pussy's asshole, but either a butt or breasts. Ah well.

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happyfingers 15

And you were staring at the cats butt becaaauuuse??

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