Health, Embarrassing and Periods: Heavy duty

Heavy duty

By Anonymous - 06/05/2023 22:00

Today, I bled through a tampon and pad in half an hour. When changing them, I somehow managed to streak blood across the bathroom floor, like a small creature was murdered and dragged. I have never menstruated this hard before in my life. Anyone know how to get blood out of white grout? Not asking for a friend. FML

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Splatter analysis

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United States - Pataskala

Today, after I wore a pad last night, I woke up this morning, took off my underwear to use the bathroom, and a huge period glob flew hit the rug and splattered everywhere. The globs got on every piece if clothing I wore. I then had to clean what looked like a crime scene. FML

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My body hates me

By How? - 09/10/2022 22:30

Today, I'm on the last few days of my period. After nothing came out the whole day, a dollop of blood suddenly poured out, somehow managed to entirely circumvent the giant pad I was wearing, and went straight into my underwear, pants, and the chair I was sitting on. FML

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By Tressa95 - 25/02/2018 18:30 - United States - Belleville

Today, I walked into a public restroom and, to my utter surprise, saw a lady squeezing blood out of used tampons. We made eye contact, she continued, and I ran out in horror. FML

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Precision flinging

By oh god why - 06/10/2019 00:01

Today, while I was changing my tampon, I somehow managed to fling period blood into my eye. I wish I was making this up. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2018 15:30

Today, I woke up in a puddle of blood after 7 hours of sleep. Before going to bed, I had inserted a tampon that should've kept me dry for at least 8 hours. Apparently it doesn't work well if sleepy me forgets to take the top part of the plastic wrapping off. FML

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My stupidity

By Anonymous - 13/11/2019 20:00

Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML

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Panic!

By Bleach dat Blood - 20/07/2015 03:02

Today, I woke to find a pool of my own blood all over my pillow. Frantic to find the source of the blood, I rushed into the bathroom and tripped over my too-long pajama pants. Crashing to the floor face first, I broke my nose. Turns out I had just bitten my lip in the middle of the night. FML

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By kitchencrime - 28/08/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, my friend snuck up on me and yelled, "Gotcha!" I screamed and dropped a gallon of blood-red paint on my new, white kitchen floor. Now it looks like I've murdered someone in my kitchen. FML

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By spoton - 26/01/2017 16:00

Today, I sliced my finger on the register drawer. Not wanting to freak out my customer, I stuck my hand in my pocket and finished giving them change. Now I look like I period-bled through the front of my pants. Only 10 hours to go. FML

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Crime scene

By Anonymous - 13/05/2022 10:00

Today, I rented a holiday cottage, assuring the owner I was a very tidy person. Then I sliced my finger while cooking and got blood on the kitchen towels and the cream rug, then the wound opened up again during my shower, I didn’t notice and now there’s blood on the white bathroom towels. FML

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inthesticks 19

Sunday 7 May 2023 1:10

Baking soda & peroxide. Please see your doctor, this is cause for concern.

Anderling 32

Saturday 6 May 2023 22:07

Not to worry you, but this amount of bleeding is medically classified as heavy bleeding and it may be worth having a conversation with your OBGYN about this if it turns into a regular thing for you.

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Anderling 32

Saturday 6 May 2023 22:07

Not to worry you, but this amount of bleeding is medically classified as heavy bleeding and it may be worth having a conversation with your OBGYN about this if it turns into a regular thing for you.

inthesticks 19

Sunday 7 May 2023 1:10

Baking soda & peroxide. Please see your doctor, this is cause for concern.

Vesi 29

Monday 8 May 2023 0:01

Look up "Purrfect Potion" (it works wonders on blood too) and please talk to your Gyno. That is definitely cause for concern.

ass 11

Monday 8 May 2023 14:55

Hydrogen peroxide will get blood out of just about anything (I worked as a housekeeper in a hospital, not trying to clean crime scenes). Agreed you may wanna go to the doctor to get that checked out. Unless you're an American, then you're screwed :[

Elizabeth Burley 22

Tuesday 9 May 2023 2:09

My period is often this bad because of endometriosis and a cyst on my right ovary. I'm soon going to get an IUD to help control the severe pain and bleeding. See your GYN immediately and talk options.