It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
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lonewolf621 17

Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

196 10
envyelric 6

Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

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lonewolf621 17

Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

196 10
SliceOfCake 9

at least she can still find dove in a soapless place.

88 3
gurly98 13

#8 Your picture makes me hungry every time! WHY?!?

27 6
RoboCunnilingus 23

Lets hope she doesn't find bugs in a roachless place.

45 1
flockz 19

you'll never find stoners in a dopeless place.

40 2
SwordMeow 4

You guys making fun of song lyrics, always reminding me of somebody that I used to know.

44 3
Damn_Hippster 11

I once found love in a hobo's face

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Wimoweh 10

I can't keep up with you damn hipsters, I'm still preoccupied with 1985.

25 3
adam3650 12

You mean when we had U2 and Blondie. And they still showed music on MTV?

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roxxyfoxxy3 25

Those were the good days...no, those were the 70s. But still.

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adam3650 12

I guess you really put your foot in it that time

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Abbbiiieeeeeeeee 16

You could even say that they got off on the wrong foot.

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envyelric 6

Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

135 7
hamrtym 15

The guy in your photo.

56 2
BreynHope 11

Lol why did this get thumbs down? Nice bs reference!

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Crazafon 19

"He started stroking his foot against mine". At what point did you consider this to be flirting?

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xcam1995 6

Depends, at what age does a man stop engaging in footsie? More importantly, what guy STARTS it? The cramp stretch would make more sense to me.

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falconpoke007 10

Rejection... Ouch.

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purpl3fac371 5

Whoa, that's a pretty unused comeback there :^)

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aruges93 12

Gosh people are so ******* mean u know what **** all u people who thumb people down and are smart asses

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jessi_sunshine 26

4 - Subcription notice: FML would just like to remind you of your surroundings. This is the home of rejects, smartasses, and judgmental people. If you don't like it here, you're in the wrong place.

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Wimoweh 10

And to prove 50's point, 50, you forgot a 4. It should be 44, not 4. (Don't worry, I'm just proving your point)

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jessi_sunshine 26

57 - Oh, my! You're absolutely correct. My apologies!

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RedPillSucks 31

Were you hoping to wake up next to him with his foot stroking your face? Shhh.... you're Ok.

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BeaterOfTheDrums 15

"Didn't mean to wake you."

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SWC_Penguin 17

Doesn't mean he's not interested. Try again!

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perdix 29

#10, absolutely! Keep trying, OP! A restraining order just means that you have almost got him. Quitting is for losers.

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dalink 24

Yeah bc s&m play and stalking is the true form of all love.

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SliceOfCake 9

Who plays footsie to get rid of a cramp?

50 2
HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Your picture makes me hungry...

25 2
LaLa_xo 14

It's okay, everyone has those awkward moments. Laugh it off!

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