Love and Awkward: It's not what you think

It's not what you think

By Redfaced - 15/05/2013 16:54 - United Kingdom - Walsall

Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2011 14:10 - Australia

Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2015 07:51 - United States - Rochester

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

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By lovethateuropeanblood - 08/12/2014 14:12 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML

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By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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By Lindsay - 07/02/2011 17:41 - United States

Today, I flirted with a guy for ten minutes before realizing I was sitting between him and his girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2013 22:05 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I woke up to my friend stroking my face with the bottom of his foot and whispering, "Shh, you're okay." FML

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By Violated - 09/12/2009 08:47 - United States

Today, I fell asleep on the train and accidentally wound up resting my head on a strange man's shoulder. When I woke up, I discovered that not only did he not object, but he decided to return the favor by resting his hand on my thigh. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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lonewolf621 17

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:29

Guess you didnt find love in a hopeless place.

envyelric 6

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:30

Well he should've been more careful honestly who randomly strokes people?

Comments

brittyboo123 35

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:34

You could have told him the same!

MoeT8979 8

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:51

I was thinkin that too

29dear 16

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:35

that's still weird, he was stroking your foot! I'd take that the wrong way too.

GrinchFu1 27

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:39

I used the same excuse once after a really bad, and really awkward one night stand. Maybe he was embarrassed that he got caught!?! The only way to find out is to stalk him until he loves you...

zombieslayer83 19

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:43

That must have been one hell of a cramp! I hope you were able to rub it out.

rg350dx 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:40

I'm pretty sure if he was able to just rub it out he wouldn't have had such an awkward one night stand.

deathtothepix 26

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:39

You've been attracted to him forever? this story sounds like you only just met him.... to me anyway!

SystemofaBlink41 27

Thursday 16 May 2013 6:39

Yeah, I thought so too... She doesn't even identify him as a friend, coworker or anything, which made me think even more that she just met him. If the odds are with me, I'll rub my foot with every girl in Walsall, UK and see if it wins their heart.

perdix 29

Wednesday 15 May 2013 22:41

Quickly offer him a foot massage! Get really into it, with toe-sucking and the whole nine yards. He might not take you on as a girlfriend, but he'll know where to go for a freaky good time.

jem970 19

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:07

Oh my god perdix! I almost had water come out my nose when I read that!

jamjam12 15

Wednesday 15 May 2013 23:57

Toe-sucking? If she does that, it'll get around school and everyone will start calling her a toe **** and she'll end up putting a dead guy's foot in someone's locker, and no one wants that...

perdix 29

Thursday 16 May 2013 0:16

#39, when word of an unusual preference gets out, it has two effects: her stock drops slightly with the "normal" people, but for those who share her fetish suddenly go wild for her! I had a roommate with a mohawk, and a girl asked him why he had such an ugly haircut. He said, "95% of girls don't like it, but the other 5% love it and those are the ones I want to meet anyways."