Kids, Sex and Awkward: Brain bleach

Brain bleach

By Anonymous - 02/04/2023 00:00

Today, it's been 3 weeks ago our 12 year-old son walked in on us having sex. Ever since then he’s treating his mom like she was the victim of some horrible crime and treats me like I should be in prison. He refuses to stop, even though we’ve both spoken to him about it. FML

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Possessive

By Anonymous - 15/10/2023 18:00

Today, my 13 year-old autistic step-son has been having a meltdown all afternoon and has attacked me three times. Why? He discovered me and his mother are having sex, you know, almost as if we were a married couple. He’s getting worse; no matter what we do, he is definitely getting worse. FML

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Young love

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 17:02

Today, I walked in on my son having sex with his girlfriend. An hour later, I did it again and got quite annoyed, and yelled at them for having sex again. He said, "What do you mean again? We haven’t finished yet." My son has been having sex for over an hour. Man, do I feel inadequate. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 02:00

Today, my son walked in on me masturbating. Now, whenever I don't do whatever he wants, he blackmails me. FML

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Sex ed done right, sort of

By Anonymous - 18/06/2023 12:00

Today, we discovered that our 14 year-old son is having sex. I was mad as hell at him, but by the end his dad completely took over the conversation, congratulated the hell out of him, and gave him money for condoms. If I wasn’t there, I genuinely think he would’ve asked our son for tips on infidelity. FML

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Blood is thicker…

By Anonymous - 01/05/2021 13:57

Today, it's been a dozen years since I had sex, as my husband is mentally dealing with molestation as a kid by his uncle. Meanwhile, his mother is on vacation with the molester. Yes, she knows. FML

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A heartwarming family story

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 22:00

Today, I realized that over 20 years ago I married a man who could never mature, after we had a marital argument and he couldn't just have an one side, but rather decided to involve our 11 year-old old son, allowing him to repeat his words toward me, like "bitch", "whore", and "cunt." FML

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The birds and the bees

By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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Get out of there!

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 15:30 - United States - Durham

Today, after I can't count how many times, my boyfriend of 5 years decided to break MORE things in our home, because I asked him not to let our son speak to me rudely. His response, "He said 'OK' so you should have shut up." Basically, he's raising my kid to treat me like he does. FML

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By mandybar15 - 14/12/2012 23:52 - United States - Norman

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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Bad seed

By Anonymous - 05/09/2022 22:00 - United States - Worcester

Today, and in the past week since became a full-time dad to my 16 year-old son, he's got caught sneaking out at night, lost his virginity, and I had to call the cops because he was caught trying to go two states over to be with said girl. I think he's trying to make me look bad. FML

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Brightside86 30

Sunday 2 April 2023 3:50

This is why your sex dungeon needs a lock.

Chazzster 28

Sunday 2 April 2023 0:36

Children can have very unrealistic expectations about their parents. And then there is also the possibility of some degree of an oedipus complex (Google it) that can make feelings even more messy… If you both have explained to son that this was something that couples do, then give him some time to readjust to some new “facts of life” he just observed. Probably given a few days to come to grip with seeing this dimension to his parents relationship he will probably go back to “normal”. Don’t push it, just let him adjust… If this attitude goes on beyond a week then it’s time to take son to counseling. Either the act was more upsetting than OP would expect or Son has some psychological issues that need to be addressed… Finally don’t let your child set the standards for the relationship between you and his Mom. Eventually many children see things their parents didn’t intend them to see. It’s just life…

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Chazzster 28

Sunday 2 April 2023 0:36

Vesi 29

Sunday 2 April 2023 21:00

Oedipus did not know that was his mother and as soon as he found out, he gouged out his eyes. He never lusted after his mother *knowingly* as he was not raised by his own parents nor knew who he came from. And if OP and wife didn't at *least* give their son the mechanics of sex by 12 years old, that is on the parents. At this point, best they can do is give him a book about the fundamentals of sex and maturity geared towards pre-teens and talk with a therapist that deals with kids like this.