Love, Alcohol and Drunk: It's only a bit of liquid fun, come on!

It's only a bit of liquid fun, come on!

By Anonymous - 14/09/2019 20:00

Today, I asked the guy I'm dating if he could not drink on our next date, because he ends up drunk-driving every time. His response was, "This isn't working out." FML

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You deserved it 323

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 00:01 - Australia - Darwin

Today, I was so bad at maintaining a conversation that the only way for the other guy to put up with me was to drink. He was the designated driver. He would rather risk drinking and driving than being sober around me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 279

You deserved it 406

By sober - 10/07/2012 03:40 - United States - Hillsborough

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was going to stop drinking, since I have been having some problems with alcohol and some of my relatives are alcoholics. He later broke up with me, saying he couldn't be with someone who "chose to be boring." FML

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You deserved it 3 424

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2021 17:01

Today, my fiancé refused to talk to me because I'm "an alcoholic". I only started drinking like this after we moved in together and he brought me alcohol every day, because he's an alcoholic. FML

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You deserved it 357

He's a keeper

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 15:00

Today, I went on a first date. He got so drunk he forgot what he ordered to eat ten minutes after ordering. He also had to text me later to ask if we kissed, because he couldn’t remember. FML

I agree, your life sucks 933

You deserved it 126

By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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You deserved it 4 187

By drop dead single - 22/11/2014 13:44 - United States

Today, on our third date, my date tried to get me drunk and kept trying to touch me up. When I said he was moving too fast, he sighed and soon left. Just minutes later, he posted on Facebook saying "Just got friendzoned -_-". One of his friends commented: "I hate bitches, man." FML

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You deserved it 4 494

By dateless - 21/09/2012 11:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 139

You deserved it 2 365

By TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 12 793

By lonerboner - 03/10/2012 13:47 - United States

Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML

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You deserved it 37 248

By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 126

You deserved it 1 866

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 September 2019 20:45

It's no loss. You don't need a DUI -- Drunken, Useless Idiot.

LostSoul 19

Saturday 14 September 2019 23:58

Alcoholics are not logical in their thinking. Addicts tend to be selfish people. Unless you are in for the long haul, which means lots of stress, fights, maybe police calls, and possibly hospitals, be happy he ended it.

Comments

kirby1964 20

Saturday 14 September 2019 20:09

Hope you find a new guy. You gone lucky this time.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 14 September 2019 20:45

It's no loss. You don't need a DUI -- Drunken, Useless Idiot.

acmariner99 25

Saturday 14 September 2019 21:17

Hes not wrong apparently

MidnaLink 33

Saturday 14 September 2019 21:20

And you let him!? You’re lucky nothing’s happened so far then.

demix_fml 32

Saturday 14 September 2019 22:24

You are better off!

Wadlaen 23

Saturday 14 September 2019 22:32

As a man who was nearly killed by a drunk driver some years ago, I'll say you should look for someone with a better attitude towards driving and safety in the traffic...

ViviMage 38

Sunday 15 September 2019 7:34

I had my foot and ankle run over by a drunk driver and was thrown to the pavement! She was slurring an apology, but if I had a camera or even a cell phone then 911 would have a field day!

LostSoul 19

Saturday 14 September 2019 23:58

ViviMage 38

Sunday 15 September 2019 7:35

Logic is a "program" that is too expensive for the brain to run when you are drunk, sleep deprived, or dreaming. Everything you said is very true. It's hard to stay with someone who is selfish and destructive.

CaitOlivia94 15

Sunday 15 September 2019 1:29

Def dodged a bullet, yikes!

AmbrosiaFan 18

Sunday 15 September 2019 1:35

If he's drunk and in the drivers seat and you didn't 1. get out 2. report him to the cops 3. insist on driving then you need to be more persistent and proactive regarding your safety.