By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML
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Mattyknows 0

Starbucks don't just sell coffee! Besides; asking via e-mail . . . At least a phone call? That's just me anyway. I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .

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Jaywin 3

I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...

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Mattyknows 0

Starbucks don't just sell coffee! Besides; asking via e-mail . . . At least a phone call? That's just me anyway. I don't think it's a FYL but not quite a YDI either . . .

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Jaywin 3

I've been at Starbucks many times and I've never gotten coffee...

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kyliebear 15

I think the term "coffee date" is just used to mean "go out for drinks" or "go to a cafe"..I could be wrong but yeah, it's a more modern way of asking people out.

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cheeeksss 29

Same. I always get tea. I can't stand coffee but I love Starbucks. But perhaps this was an excuse to say no to OP...

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Bubs_fml 0

Perhaps he just doesn't want to order a $5 grande moca-choca-la-la-ya-ya?

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uscscreenwriter 0

Whether or not he actually drinks coffee, the point is he doesn't want to go on a date with you.

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KT33 0

I think that you guys are kind of missing the point...When she asked him on a coffee date, she wasn't saying that he had to drink coffee, she was basically saying, "Hey we should go to Starbucks." And he said no, either because he doesn't want to go with her, or because he doesn't remember that he met her at Starbucks.

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gabriel69_fml 0

it does not make sense dude!!

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Origami86 6

When a guy drops the girl at her place after a date and the girl asks "do you want to come up for coffee?". OBVIOUSLY it's not for coffee. It's so the guy can gigoogity her gishmoigen. does it make more sense now ?

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jesusjr 0

On the bright side, you won't be dating someone that has no moral objection to lying.

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rikard_fml 0

and ofcourse thats the bright side...

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firearmada 0

Phone call!!!!! should have asked if he wanted to go for drinks not just starbucks (Overpriced)

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kellilynn 18

Maybe he didn't give her his number, hence the fact why she's emailing him.

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