Birthday, Growing old and Work: It's the thought that counts

It's the thought that counts

By Not a day over 35 - 18/06/2013 13:06 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

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By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 18:55 - Canada

Today, my family threw me a surprise party for my 29th Birthday. My brother-in-law sent me a text telling me they were all waiting for me to arrive. Thinking it was at my sister's home, I drove two hours there. It was actually at my parents' house. I missed my party and they ate my cake. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2018 15:00

Today, I realised yesterday was my 30th birthday. What made it worse is that my parents forgot, along with my other relatives and friends. No cards, no texts, no calls, no Facebook messages. Nothing. Happy 30th to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2016 18:54 - United States

Today, my boss threw a party for everyone in the office who has a birthday in September. Everyone got a cake with their names on it except me. My birthday is today. FML

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Celebration

By so so old now - 16/09/2014 23:23 - Canada - Kamloops

Today, my co-workers threw me a surprise 30th birthday party. After lighting sparklers on the cake and singing happy birthday, we all enjoyed a few moments of sparkly, happy fun time. Then the building's fire alarm tripped and over 200 people had to be evacuated. FML

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Clout chasing

By Samantha - 31/05/2009 12:44 - Singapore

Today, I turned 22. Instead of cutting my own cake, I stood by and smiled at a friend's belated birthday party. Her birthday was actually two months ago, but she decided to have her party on my birthday. No one remembered mine but everyone got her beautiful gifts. FML

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By cheap - 18/06/2014 13:42 - France - Toulouse

Today, I celebrated my 22nd birthday. On my cake stood last year's "21" candle, to which had been added a single candle. Clearly, times are tough. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 14:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, it's my 30th birthday. My husband came home with a big case of beer for himself, then told me he didn't have time to get me a present because of work. FML

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Surprise!

By WitchQueenLiz - 28/06/2009 08:25 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. Normally, the little office I work in throws a big party for every employee on their special day, but nothing was done for me, not even a "Happy Birthday" came my way. I didn't want to be rude, so I stayed silent. They didn't do anything because I was getting laid off. FML

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speckledots 29

Tuesday 18 June 2013 18:50

well. Happy 29th Birthday!

LaLince 40

Tuesday 18 June 2013 18:51

29 = 38 since 2+9 = 3+8 = 11

Comments

Brownie101abc 7

Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:36

Reading this almost made me cry :(

rememberkids 14

Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:58

Happy Birthday sunshine! :)

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:30

I would think they got a bit confused...and it's true you are not a day over 35...

awepicdude 7

Wednesday 19 June 2013 0:40

At least they remembered

applebramble 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 1:13

I'd cry too if that happened to me ): Wish you all the best and happy 29th birthday (: you can always read the other FML stories to feel better

tehdarkness 21

Wednesday 19 June 2013 2:54

Why would you cry??? Get some self esteem, man up, and eat some free cake! In woulda laughed and corrected them!

MonTamir 1

Wednesday 19 June 2013 4:45

How many years in a row have you turned 29 now?

RensM 22

Wednesday 19 June 2013 5:07

At least the office gets in a cake for you and throws you a party. So an error has been made still the gensture is more grand than the error and way more most employees get from their place of work. No need to cry over it.