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It's time to grow up

By Lewis - 27/01/2019 19:00 - France - Paris

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Chris Bailey 11

Thursday 31 January 2019 8:22

When I first read this I stopped at "my sister is my aunt" and assumed this post was about incest. I spent nearly 10 minutes trying to figure out how that was possible before coming back to the post and realizing that it had nothing to do with incest. ALWAYS read to the end is the lesson learned.

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:01

I love it! Seeing the reality of one's self!

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Chris Bailey 11

Thursday 31 January 2019 8:22

When I first read this I stopped at "my sister is my aunt" and assumed this post was about incest. I spent nearly 10 minutes trying to figure out how that was possible before coming back to the post and realizing that it had nothing to do with incest. ALWAYS read to the end is the lesson learned.

luli 1

Wednesday 5 June 2019 11:42

genius

Nilcole McGinnis 10

Monday 22 July 2019 13:01

I love it! Seeing the reality of one's self!

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