By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML
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AnthonyM1914 4

You should have been either watching your child or should have put the fish tank up where she couldn't open it on her own.

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but let’s focus on what’s really important here: how big did the salamander get?

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RichardPencil 30

Yes, but let’s focus on what’s really important here: how big did the salamander get?

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AnthonyM1914 4

You should have been either watching your child or should have put the fish tank up where she couldn't open it on her own.

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Charlie Given 26

Thank goodness that's all that happened I've heard from friends and read many stories about children being hurt and killed by fish tanks no matter how small they where or how stable the base is, never have fish tanks around children, small tanks easily get stuck on heads and are unstable, large tanks are a drowning and crushing hazard, even with locked tops

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ned diggers 14

**** the fishes lives for having you as the owner.

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SaintPanda 1

probably gonna grow up to be a sycopath, rip

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