Ivory pissed, too

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 00:01

Today, it was my 14-year anniversary. I'd spent weeks picking out a new gold wedding band for my husband. What did he get me? Nothing. Not even a happy anniversary text. FML
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mip_92 29

People upgrade wedding rings, hon. It's actually pretty common. Plus we don't know if he even had a wedding ring to begin with.

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Rizal666 5

I mean, I just have a silicone band because when my wife and I got married, we couldn't afford it. So..maybe his fingers grew and she wanted to give him a new one? Or maybe special engraving, etc

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RichardPencil 30

Why would you get him a wedding band? He's already married! To you, no less!

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mip_92 29

People upgrade wedding rings, hon. It's actually pretty common. Plus we don't know if he even had a wedding ring to begin with.

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RichardPencil 30

@mip_92: People more often upgrade spouses. @mekiswrite: Neither do marriages.

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Rizal666 5

I mean, I just have a silicone band because when my wife and I got married, we couldn't afford it. So..maybe his fingers grew and she wanted to give him a new one? Or maybe special engraving, etc

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bl3ur0z3 17

My marriage has outlasted our rings and we intend to upgrade with commemorative rings next year on our 10th anniversary.

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mfranks19891989 10

Maybe he just want to give you some good sex instead of buying you something. Or he has something planned for a different day because he busy with work.

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EmDizzle2007 28

you've had experiences.

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kfchicken 31

even if he was busy with work it's not hard to say happy anniversary at some point during the 24 hours

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ThatOneLonelyAsian 31

he's spent the last 14 yrs with you, I'd say thats the biggest present i mean who knew marriage could last that long

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bl3ur0z3 17

Thanks for the reminder! My anniversary is tomorrow and we've already celebrated since our odds of running into each other tomorrow are slim. I should probably schedule a happy anniversary text now for him to wake up to.

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westoz 24

Come on you can’t be surprised. Men never remember that stuff. Doesn’t mean they don’t care they’re just...men

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kfchicken 31

gonna have to give you and probably the men you know a yikes on that one

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E2dav 5

I'm sure he didnt mean to hurt you as men do tend to forget anniversaries ( & birthdays etc.). Just tell him you'd like to celebrate it and plan something together

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kfchicken 31

"hey google (Siri or Alexa), remind me about my anniversary every year"

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E2dav 5

dude ppl may as well. will save many cold shoulders and hurt feelings....and sexless anniversaries

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0neiros 14

He now owes you a night out that you plan and he pays for. OR You now have a "I ****** up but am calling in my marker," Marker. your choice. Either way, you need to remind him about 2 weeks out next year, and don't be vague, or Hint, flat out state "BTW, Our anniversary is on ..."

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