J'ACCUSE!
By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
Tsk Tsk, bullying the vulnerable makes baby Jesus cry...
I don't think a baby would be able to recognize when someone was being bullied.
Sure the police will look for any signs of abuse and maybe correlate that to OP's work hours. But they wont base any charges on the testimony of a dementia patient.
65— Jesus is God. God is everything. Babies are something. Something is part of everything. Therefore, Jesus is a baby.
I thought Jesus was the son of god
Not remembering that you beat up this patient in the past (i.e. thinking this is the first time you've seen her) is a sign that you're suffering from dementia.
Could be worse, seeing your picture makes me want to blow chunks ;)
Actually they probably won't. That's how people are
Pretend you're a demented person and follow them around making creepy noises... They'll have nightmares about you :D..
lmao xD
#32 don't you think that a little stereotypical.
Are you sure you're not the one with dementia? I saw you kick her just yesterday.
Could be a new patient. Especially considering that kind of outburst, probably hadn't taken very many pills yet.
Now all of your co-workers are going to give you evil glares when ever you interact with that patient.
True story I once walked through a nursing home, and there was this lady with no arms and no legs SCREAMING at the top of her lungs. I was like WTF??? That was a cool story right? You want I should say again?
We can tell from the comments you make :)
19, the only thing you could think to do at 5 in the morning was go on fml?
And yet she still had more balls then you
I believed Looney Toons D: Well that was when I was 4. Miss those Acne gadgets...
Thank you for clearing up the acne problem! :-P I was just about to do the same thing! It's good to see I'm not the only one who's on the ball today!
dementia patient.. what did u expect??
If the inspector believes her, make him/her check the patient for bruises...
Awkward.... But seriously I think they'll probably believe your story over that of a dementia patient's.
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Are you sure you're not the one with dementia? I saw you kick her just yesterday.
They always have to take it seriously. And it's a full on investigation - with witness statements, skin checks, and maybe being sent home while the investigation takes place. Last time they visited us they investigated a dementia patient that had her 'purse' stolen. A purse she hadn't had in some 7 years... And then there is the impatient lady who insists on getting her blood sugar checked at the desk daily - because she has to get to breakfast on time (and the doors aren't even open yet - but don't dare argue!) (You are supposed to do it in private.) She told the investigators "I don't know why they 'make' me do it here." I could go on and on... They don't live in the real world and are often not very nice. I sympathize!