J'ACCUSE!

By Whoops - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, at my job in a nursing home, the State Department of Health inspected us, during which a dementia patient repeatedly screamed that I always hurt her. This was the first time that I'd ever seen her. FML
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Doortje 29

Are you sure you're not the one with dementia? I saw you kick her just yesterday.

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withasmile 3

They always have to take it seriously. And it's a full on investigation - with witness statements, skin checks, and maybe being sent home while the investigation takes place. Last time they visited us they investigated a dementia patient that had her 'purse' stolen. A purse she hadn't had in some 7 years... And then there is the impatient lady who insists on getting her blood sugar checked at the desk daily - because she has to get to breakfast on time (and the doors aren't even open yet - but don't dare argue!) (You are supposed to do it in private.) She told the investigators "I don't know why they 'make' me do it here." I could go on and on... They don't live in the real world and are often not very nice. I sympathize!

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SolanumX 6

Let's hope a different nurse didn't go to town on her before this, otherwise your in deep shit. Wonder if a lack of incriminating footage coils get you out of that?

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satph 12

And 'you're' instead of 'your' as well.

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LePwnapple 0

I **** elderly people.

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thisisafunnyname 12

I guess if thats that type of girls you like...

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Nice to know #25, now you'll be known as the elderly ******. Gee, isn't that fun...

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LePwnapple 0

Lol, my comment got moderated.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

25, from the immaturity from that comment, I'm going to guess in the region that your age is around the prepubescent 12, and you're tryingto attention ***** yourself out so you're "popular". Well it's not working, because I hate you already.

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withasmile 3

They always have to take it seriously. And it's a full on investigation - with witness statements, skin checks, and maybe being sent home while the investigation takes place. Last time they visited us they investigated a dementia patient that had her 'purse' stolen. A purse she hadn't had in some 7 years... And then there is the impatient lady who insists on getting her blood sugar checked at the desk daily - because she has to get to breakfast on time (and the doors aren't even open yet - but don't dare argue!) (You are supposed to do it in private.) She told the investigators "I don't know why they 'make' me do it here." I could go on and on... They don't live in the real world and are often not very nice. I sympathize!

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Adman567 9

Cool story bro, my favorite part was when the pokemon ate the dragon.

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iDaniel525 8

You sir, are a dick.^

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DreBeezy 9

Well, looks like someone's out of a job.

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perdix 29

Maybe you are batting 1.000 when it comes to smacking dat ho every time you see her. You are one for one. Since you beat her the first time you met her, she's merely predicting that your abuse will happen regularly. You disgust me . . . unless she deserves it.

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SkardeyKat 3

I know you was kidding my initial thought was to say something similar.

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brina53 4

LMAO! I work in a nursing home too. don't worry, that happens all the time during survey. the 1st time something like that happened to me, I cried! lol

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angelofmusic89 11

They do always happen during state surveys, my mom works at one and she is always coming home with what this patient said or that patient said. Since they HAVE to investigate anything like this just take a lie detector test and your name will be in the clear =)

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