Weddings, Awkward and Religion: Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 04:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By FML - 10/09/2017 16:00

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By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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ntd309 14

Monday 31 March 2014 15:40

She's still missing a great party...

robd007 20

Monday 31 March 2014 15:41

what does that even mean?

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paigexox0 37

Monday 31 March 2014 15:48

Thats not your fault, he did not word that the right way. To me the whole situation seems off..i mean who was the "guy", and why did he feel the need to tell you his sister went home to be with "her boy" the lord?

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Monday 31 March 2014 16:24

The guy may have felt the need to mention his sister because he was thinking of her. A big important event can be hard when you've lost someone important. We don't know how long his sisters been deceased for either so he may still be grieving, in my opinion his mentioning her isn't that weird. The wording though is really strange.

paigexox0 37

Monday 31 March 2014 19:47

Omg i just understood the fml now ****. I swear im not an asshole guys LOL...i originally thought he meant she stayed home to practice religion. My apologies clearly i should wait a couple hours after waking up to comment on fml.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 31 March 2014 19:56

Actually, the wording's not that strange if you're old (sigh) It was common a few decades ago for people to use that phrase as a euphemism for saying someone died. We seem to have so many ways to avoid saying the word.

alphabetta 23

Monday 31 March 2014 15:50

Not your fault. I've never heard someone announce a death that way (I'm assuming he means she passed away) and with the loud music, I can see how you would hear "boy". Still, condolences to him :s

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Monday 31 March 2014 15:56

ever yell just as the music stop then it's you who everyone is getting looking at

brommwpryl 9

Wednesday 21 October 2015 21:42

Do you even grammar bro?

ChakatBlackstar 29

Monday 31 March 2014 15:59

I still don't get what he meant. Also, I didn't realize that lordships were still a thing.

toomanyidiots 14

Monday 31 March 2014 16:05

Lord = god, i.e. his sister died... Not sure if sarcastic...

gracehi 31

Monday 31 March 2014 19:42

When all the words are capitalized, LORD means God. Yep, that's what years of Sunday school and grammar lessons will teach you. Crack open the Bible, and you'll see that LORD is always in all caps when referring to God.

gracehi 31

Tuesday 1 April 2014 4:13

Sorry. I meant when all *letters are capitalized. My bad.

ChakatBlackstar 29

Tuesday 1 April 2014 13:34

Why do you people always assume everyone knows everything about your religion? How was I supposed to know your god refers to himself as a lord? I would've thought lordship was a step down from godhood.

askullnamedbilly 33

Monday 31 March 2014 16:08

That has to be the weirdest way of bringing up someone died, ever. Without the comments, I never would've even understood what he was trying to say. Probably would've made a complete fool out of myself in that situation by staring at him unblinkingly and asking: "What, is she... in a BDSM relationship or something?"

little_one 20

Monday 31 March 2014 16:22

I was thinking he meant a bible study or some other religious thing. In one year I had a cousin who died at 18 and my husband had a cousin who died at thirty, but we just don't talk about it especially to acquaintances. Don't see why he felt the need to bring it up.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 31 March 2014 19:58

They were probably in the middle of a conversation. People probably had many of their relatives there and something triggered this guy to remember his sister, so he mentioned it. Simply small talk.

Alihb 16

Monday 31 March 2014 16:08

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rdenkewicz 11

Monday 31 March 2014 18:21

He never said that. The fact that he REPEATED himself implies that OP did not hear him correctly the first time, and that she THOUGHT he said the word "boy" but actually said "LORD".