Weddings, Awkward and Religion: Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ!

By Anonymous - 31/03/2014 04:43 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at a wedding reception with loud music. A guy told me that his sister couldn't be there because she "went home to be with her boy." I said, "That's too bad, she's missing a great party." He paused and repeated, "She went home to be with her LORD." FML

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Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML

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By disfunctionalfamily - 27/04/2011 19:03 - United States

Today, I got married. My sister and father could not attend because they already had plans. My sister went to the mall with her friends, and my dad went to a pool party. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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By fuck people - 02/08/2013 20:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I attended the funeral of a close friend. Most of the other guests were openly grinning and joking around, and the guy in front of me kept muttering, "That's what she said!" during the eulogy. FML

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By FML - 10/09/2017 16:00

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By Lyingboyfriend - 24/07/2009 05:11 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend said he couldn't come to my grandfather's funeral because he was at his cottage and couldn't make it. Later that day, when driving home from the graveyard I saw him walking down the street, with another girl. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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ntd309 14

Monday 31 March 2014 15:40

She's still missing a great party...

robd007 20

Monday 31 March 2014 15:41

what does that even mean?

Comments

addictedtosorrow 12

Monday 31 March 2014 19:19

"Yeah, I know. She's missing a great party!"

Km1490 20

Monday 31 March 2014 19:28

I didn't get it.. :/

pandalover69 26

Monday 31 March 2014 20:59

Seriously?! When someone says "so and so went home to the lord" it means they're dead. How have some of you people never heard that expression? It's one of the nicer ways to say someone is dead.

amisenho 11

Monday 31 March 2014 21:17

Maybe it's a Southern thing. In North Carolina, anyway, it's more common to hear, "She's with Jesus now," or, "She's gone to be with the Lord," than it is to hear, "She recently passed away." Plus, simply saying, "She died," is considered impolite, inconsiderate, or, at the very least, blunt.

ashjo 12

Monday 31 March 2014 19:29

yeah what exactly does that even mean???

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 31 March 2014 19:40

It means she died.

Attoron98 1

Monday 31 March 2014 19:50

Satan thinks your deserve it so I dont :-D

PossiblyInDanger 24

Monday 31 March 2014 19:57

I would've thought she was at church or at home praying. It's such a weird way of wording it. Definitely not your fault OP.

doglover100 28

Monday 31 March 2014 20:01

That's an odd way to say it.

pandalover69 26

Monday 31 March 2014 20:57

Did he say boy first or did he actually say lord? If he said boy, then I understand why you're confused. Why the hell would someone refer to death in that way?

amisenho 11

Monday 31 March 2014 21:11

OP thought he said "boy"; he actually said "Lord" the first time, but OP misheard him and thought he said that the sister went home to take care of her kid.

soul_ginger 14

Monday 31 March 2014 21:14

Don't worry OP, the fact that he repeated himself makes it clear that he realized you misheard him, and didn't think you were being an insensitive jerk. Even grieving people understand that it's hard to hear over loud music.

lattepulje 0

Monday 31 March 2014 21:16

Not everybodys mother tongue is English and know every expression in different languange. And it's not smart think so. I'm pretty sure you would't know "to kick the empty" Finnish expression for a same thing.