Jesus H Christ

By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13

Father of the year award goes to...

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Father of the year award goes to...

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jaycee1209 5

Not him, obviously.

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Ambient25 24

Am I the only one who wonders how the father shows up?? After dealing with my frat, it's not often that a drunk guy actually calls a cab...

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Sputnikspak 13

Drinking in the parking lot. Also school may have been close enough to walk (my elementary school was two minutes from my house).

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dingleberrysteve 6

also, he probably drove, not everyone calls a cab or walks

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JMichael 25

My father. He's smart enough not to pull a dick move like this.

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incoherentrmblr 21

...and Christ was born...

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Sandman366 6

1-A guy with no kids. (The judges were going for the irony.)

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raddybear 11

That sound humiliating for you and you son.

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dogli7895 4

humiliating sounds a bit like an understatement

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JMichael 25

Ok, downright an embarrassment

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jaycee1209 5

That's just plain rude, he should make it up to your son.

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boo_the_unicorn 5

Yea seeing how OP felt how do you think the son would feel not seeing his parents at his proformance that he worked hard on.

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olpally 32

What a douche. Take away his alcohol. This isn't family guy. Asshole.

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olpally 32

Both of you need to learn this is a serious comment and not sarcasm. ******* hell.

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slooby_fml 25

Well humor is subjective. Whether you found them funny or not doesn't invalidate their status as jokes

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Sputnikspak 13

This would be how Sterling Archer would be as a father.

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RoboCunnilingus 23

I'm with these guys. I thought it was Real Life, but that show sucks. After the 18th season it went downhill.

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slooby_fml 25

At least it was more entertaining than it probably would have been if nothing exciting happened

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Nyx_fml 23

He was clearly very enthusiastic and eager to see baby Jesus. He should be commended for it.

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thehumanlyhuman 7

Drunk words are sober thoughts. That was just a look into your husband's head, OP.

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