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Jesus!

By claira - 08/10/2018 13:30

Spicy

Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML

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Unfair. Period.

By shanna - 23/05/2018 15:00

Spicy

Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 01:26 - United States

Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML

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Jumping the gun

By kylie b - 06/09/2023 16:00

Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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Correlation?

By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By I'm stupid - 25/11/2012 15:08 - United States - Naperville

Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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Taking the piss

By allie - 31/05/2021 22:01

Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML

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Overreacting a tad

By I want out - 11/03/2024 15:00 - United States

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Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML

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Where are you?

By Anonymous - 14/04/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML

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Top comments

TomeDr 24

Monday 8 October 2018 15:04

Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.

Glowworm56 26

Monday 8 October 2018 13:41

Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?

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Vesi 29

Monday 8 October 2018 16:10

@OP I would definitely get to a doctor and quick. There are other things that can cause a false positive but if you were at a party or something and someone slipped you a micky, you may very well be the victim of rape. Please please get to a doctor and quickly.

acmariner99 25

Monday 8 October 2018 16:42

This isn’t the immaculate conception... get to a doctor, NOW!!!

RichardPencil 30

Monday 8 October 2018 16:49

Or, perhaps, you’re lying. Occam’s Razor: the simplest solution is often the best.

rodfergie 18

Monday 8 October 2018 20:44

I knew girl that said is a guy put it in and didn't move it wasn't considered sex. You never know what these kids have been told that they actually believe.

T1A2Z3 34

Tuesday 9 October 2018 7:57

The definition of sex is subjective

notalwaysbesta 14

Monday 8 October 2018 17:50

Not to scare you, but you may have a tumor. Please go to the doctor ASAP. My money is on a teratoma

adcf04619 8

Monday 8 October 2018 18:31

oh God it's the second coming.

burnforeternity 30

Monday 8 October 2018 18:53

It’s possible you were slipped something, and taken advantage of, or you could be having hormonal issues, either way, go to the doctor, get it figured out

Wadlaen 23

Monday 8 October 2018 21:58

I've read about a similar event in my bible...

Emily Hill 9

Monday 8 October 2018 22:09

Okay if you're not active but missed your Aunt Flo four times seek medical help that's not good

fjvitt 14

Monday 8 October 2018 23:00

Get checked out by a doctor ASAP if you haven’t been laying doctor. There are hormonal conditions that could cause this besides pregnancy.

TheSminty1 17

Monday 8 October 2018 23:26

Last time that happened we had the dark ages

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