By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
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Capt_Oblivious 10

Abstinence: 99.99% effective.

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satanisthesavior 21

Take another test then. And another. Eventually you will prove you're not pregnant.

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satanisthesavior 21

Take another test then. And another. Eventually you will prove you're not pregnant.

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KingDead 18

She shouldn't have to prove anything to begin with haha. Your mother is a loon OP, in a few months when she doesn't see a bump she'll get over it.

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lorraineald 7

Or she'll accuse OP of having an abortion.

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feelingold 18

Holy sh*t, it's an immaculate conception! God be praised.

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Cusefan5 6

You should go to a doctor because those pregnancy tests from the local cvs can be faulty.

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Renesaga 8

I don't even understand what you're trying to say. OP is a virgin. Why would she go to a doctor because of a faulty test?

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KingDead 18

Clearly they can be faulty. OP is an example of that. The doctor would take blood work, which is obviously more accurate, showing hormones in the blood. But she has no reason if she's not pregnant . Her mom needs to relax.

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Ripplez13 9

I'm sorry OP, it sucks that your mom doesn't have more faith in you! Maybe she's been in a similar-ish situation and is jumping to conclusions? Idk. Good luck!

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AlexiAwesome 10

Go to the doctor. They can prove you're a virgin & that you're not preggo.

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jizzwold 21

They can't really prove if you are a virgin.

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tj4234 35

I know I'm going to get thumbed down for this... but were you home schooled?

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AlexiAwesome 10

They can tell whether or not your heiman (idk how to spell it) is broken.

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theawkwardlife 21

They can't be sure, but they can check if your cherries popped.

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flockz 19

17- just because your hymen is broken doesn't mean you're not a virgin.

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ilovedinosawers 17

You can get pregnant without your cherry being popped. Some men aren't blessed with a penis over 5 inches.

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jizzwold 21

If op had her hymen broken in some way other than sex that would just further the troubles with her mother.

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jeepers_1 21

Technically the hiemen doesn't actually break... It just stretches, it might rip a little the first couple times but it'll always be there

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feelingold 18

IT'S A HYMEN wow I'm glad I got that off my chest

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noreallywhat 17

They canal would prove or disprove sexual activity the hymen is not the sole indicator. How do you think rape kits work, everyone knows they can even tell how long it has been based on healing. Don't you all watch Law and Order?

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interesting33 36

True a hymen can be broken in other ways but if it isn't broken then you probably are one so it is worth checking.

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WolfGirlRin 12

Some women are born without a hymen. I was and so was a friend of mine. As far as I know, it's not that common.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Abstinence: 99.99% effective.

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jackiemora 18

If she has those odds, she should play the lottery.

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da_directioner39 17

Of course she is! What? Are you accusing of of sleep-sexing?

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Lizardgirl 7

Go sit in the corner and think about what you said.

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lorraineald 7

There is a disease where people have sex in their sleep and then don't remember it when they wake up. I saw it on "My Strange Sex" one day. I don't remember what it's called.

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EVnIAS 13

Congrats on the miracle! Our new savior is here! You got to call the media and tell them your story!

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fckwhyme 11

i guess sometimes it´s just not good to be "positive"

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\ 28

Looks like nature is not on your side.

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AlexiAwesome 10

Go to the doctor. They can prove you're a virgin & that you're not preggo.

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