Joe Smooth move

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 519
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

HAHA. Fail. At least you were TRYING to do something sweet... I bet she would rather you didn't now.. You better do something extra romantic to make up for that, that doesn't involve hurting her.....

that's sounds more like a wrestling move than a romantic move.

Comments

DoNotEnter 5

Dude.... Don't be forceful. Ever. Unless she asks for it...... In bed.

bluebob13 10

Would have been hilarious if ind "I broke her nose then saw it wasn't my girlfriend" :)

Morris_Love 3

It's good to know shivlry still exsists

Wadlaen 23

It sounds like you're a bit eager on the kissing...