Weird, Awkward and Work: Judge Judy - FML

Judge Judy

By TJ. - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lacey

Today, while doing my job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around the parking lot and picked some trash up, trying to help out. Faith in humanity: + 1. About an hour later, I saw a woman pick a bug off of her windshield and eat it. Faith in humanity: - 200. FML

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hemz_fml 13

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:38

She must have been watching man vs wild

PuffDaddy395 3

Wednesday 8 August 2012 16:40

Cleveland voice^

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InfernoVivo 12

Sunday 2 June 2013 19:21

WHAT THE ACTIAL ****

JackFaire 27

Thursday 28 November 2013 20:35

Really your faith in humanity is reduced by a person eating food? It was a bug it wasn't a rock. It was food. Regardless of if it's something you would eat it's no different than grabbing some berries off the vine and munching on them. She did nothing inherently wrong.

imhope 23

Sunday 5 January 2014 7:27

How is that an FML?

PierreAlexandre_fml 8

Tuesday 30 September 2014 4:52

Do you work at walmart?

DogeLife 15

Sunday 11 January 2015 7:20

I put down my phone and had to think for a minute.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Friday 22 September 2017 16:35

my faith in humanity is somewhere inbetween We're screwed... and WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! If I had to put it in numbers I'd say negative infinity...

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Today, at a music festival, some douche unzipped the back of my skirt, exposing my Ninja Turtle undies to everyone before running off. FML

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Today, UPS dropped off my Playstation VR2. They were supposed to get a signature but they just dropped it off and left it. By the time I got the notification that it had been delivered, it had already been stolen. FML

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