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By Anonymous - 08/02/2025 18:00 - United States - Canton

Today, an accident, which ripped off skin off of one side of my penis (which healed fine) a year ago, now has a side effect. If I sit on a hard chair too long, that area gets numb to the point of being extremely uncomfortable and the only solution is to stand up and rub it until the numbness goes away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 479
You deserved it 88

Same thing different taste

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Sometimes the best thing you can do is rub it out 😉

and you got a doctor note to prove it!

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Sometimes the best thing you can do is rub it out 😉

and you got a doctor note to prove it!

GoogieWithers 23

At least you have a medical exemption! You do have one,right?