Love, Relatable, Awkward and Kids: Judge Judy

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By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 427

You deserved it 67 548

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 704

You deserved it 62 347

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 512

You deserved it 3 437

By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 117

You deserved it 34 791

Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 236

You deserved it 767

So, this is my mom…

By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 308

You deserved it 3 154

Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

I agree, your life sucks 282

You deserved it 1 177

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 415

You deserved it 10 268

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 914

You deserved it 4 878

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

I agree, your life sucks 103 191

You deserved it 5 766

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 348

You deserved it 5 967

Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:55

We should probably get together.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Friday 26 November 2010 4:02

Your username just made your comment so much more meaningful.

Comments

kbtoys 2

Tuesday 3 March 2009 10:18

Way to keep it classy. At least you didn't pass elderly church-goers on a Sunday morning walk of shame.

npk88 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:41

hahahahhahaah I agree with 44. You are kind of a ho. It only made you mad because you knew it was true1

Fox01v 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 3:41

big deal so you did a walk of shame and many people do it. the holloween walk is the best

jarofarts 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 22:50

this is hilarious and by far my favorite.

OMGyoupeople 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 21:32

i would have told the mom at story that would make her feel bad- like you had to leave to take care of a friend or something. or turned to the daughter and said that her mommy makes bad assumptions and should mind her own business.

Sammara 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 7:13

I hate it when people make assumptions. Even though you were technically doing a so-called walk of shame (which is none of her damn business, nor is it her place to tell her daughter you're a bad person), you could have been dressed up because you spent the evening in the hospital with a friend who had gotten injured the night before and you hadn't been home yet! (Which is exactly what I would have told her I had done, just to make her feel bad...heh heh heh.)

berlin_hennessy 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 9:24

What a bitch! I agree with #88 - I stay at my friends' houses all the time (and they stay at mine) so we don't have to go home alone late... I don't usually bring a change of clothes with me when I go out! Even if you are coming home from a guy's apartment, what if it's your boyfriend? There are just so many explanations that wouldn't require a snarky judgey answer...