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By LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

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You deserved it 67 548

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2009 18:41 - United States

Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings, and heels. When I walked out the door, my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriend's house I told him what my dad had said and he replied, "I'd have to agree with him." FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 704

You deserved it 62 347

By superfiedman - 04/08/2009 08:40 - United States

Today, I came home at noon from a long night out. I was surprised to see a woman I didn't recognize standing in my living room in a brown dress and heels. As I walked up to the door and knocked to be let in, the woman whipped around and I figured out who it was. My dad. FML

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You deserved it 3 437

By Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

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You deserved it 34 791

Nice try

By Nina - 21/04/2023 04:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I ran into my roommate coming home at 9 a.m. She was wearing nice clothes, but somehow looked a bit run down. Figuring she was just coming back from a fun night out, I poked fun at her for coming home wearing last night's getup. Turns out it was a fresh outfit. FML

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You deserved it 767

So, this is my mom…

By Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 308

You deserved it 3 154

Sixth sense

By Anonymous - 16/06/2022 22:00

Today, I walked in the house as though I was coming home from work on a normal day, fully clothed and carrying my work bag, but somehow my dad still knew I hadn’t been to work, but was in fact doing the evening version of the walk of shame, after spending all day in bed with my booty call. FML

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You deserved it 1 177

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

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You deserved it 10 268

By driverboy - 31/12/2014 08:08 - United States

Today, I had to pick up and drive home a couple of drunk bitches. Unfortunately, one of these drunk bitches was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 878

By Lolrus - 28/03/2009 16:50 - Qatar

Today, I was jogging through my neighborhood and then I notice this cute guy running beside me, we stoped and flirted for a while and my mom drove past. She then rolled down the window and said "Honey, you owe me for the dry cleaning on your period pants." FML

I agree, your life sucks 103 191

You deserved it 5 766

By irishbabycakes - 25/01/2010 10:27 - United States

Today, I went to my step-sister's for family dinner. Her husband was really drunk and openly hit on me in front of most of my family. I nonchalantly ignored his advances. Later, my step-mom said it would not have happened if I didn't dress like a skank. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 348

You deserved it 5 967

Dr_Phil 0

Friday 27 February 2009 21:55

We should probably get together.

Bullet4MyChemaMo 12

Friday 26 November 2010 4:02

Your username just made your comment so much more meaningful.

Comments

Vampire_princess 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:33

I hate people who just insult people they don't know.

popoman 0

Thursday 16 July 2009 18:02

You should have dry-humped the mother. HARD.

elliekinslurvsya 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 7:03

i agree with the mother. YDI because you were walking home not from a boyfriends dorm, but "a guy's dorm". did you even know this guy?

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 5:18

Yeah, I mean, I'm not a fundie or anything, but hooking up with "some guy" is a pretty bad decision in general. What if something went wrong, and here it sounds like you barely know the guy? She was right, and YDI.

ConradKay 13

Tuesday 19 June 2012 4:26

Does it matter? It's just sex. So what if she was having a little fun?

withered 30

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:11

#96 Times are changing. Women don't need to pretend anymore that they do not enjoy/want sex. And if they want it and use protection why shouldn't they have it?

WhyworldWhy 0

Monday 12 October 2009 4:21

I would have turned around and gone, "ok I'll be SURE to go home and change next time I'm at a party and my BEST FRIEND PASSES OUT instead of being a good friend and staying at the hospital all night like a good friend." muahahahaha

MartinDenStore 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 22:23

Some people think that having some fun is bad for you.

Monkey_Man_03 0

Wednesday 27 January 2010 9:10

who cares. that's not even an FML.

hpdaterrible 0

Friday 21 May 2010 8:48

it's called the "walk of shame".

dont_stop_believ 0

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:55

she cud of said she was going somewhere lol

Tara_Alesia 0

Tuesday 1 June 2010 9:25

Walk of shame.

My2864 1

Thursday 10 June 2010 3:39

you shouldve lied n said you came from your boyfriend after a night feeling ill.. by something you ate or something like that or anyway dont take that kinda crap.. especially not from strangers