Intimacy: Just go

Just go

By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

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By chickennbenchpress - 31/05/2011 17:05 - Canada

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in, in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It's the Pokémon theme song. FML

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Pokéman gone

By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 08:01

Today, I thought a cute and well-dressed guy, with a mask matching his shoes, was taking a picture of me. Flattered, I approached him. Turns out, he was playing Pokémon Go and was just trying to catch a “Geodude.” He also blurted out that he was gay. He's into dudes and Geodudes. FML

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By Titanic - 07/12/2008 08:46 - France

Today, the girl I've been hitting on for months on MSN and that I'm about to meet told me "I know you are in love, and you know I'm not". Erm, no, I didn't know. FML

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By PokeWife - 06/02/2013 13:38 - United States - Omaha

Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon…" and ended the same conversation with "…and that's why we should divorce." FML

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Generation III

By Brock - 02/02/2013 21:20 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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Call the fuzz

By Anonymous - 14/04/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was playing Pokémon Go and I was trying to take a picture of my Pokémon when a woman said, "Are you filming me?" really angrily at me. "No, I'm playing Pokémon go," I said, then tried to show her my Pokémon but it disappeared from the screen, and she said, "You ARE filming me." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I tried to flirt with my girlfriend since I'm really busy and we can't always be together. I tell her online that I think she's hot and she responds "Keep talking I have to pee". FML

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Prove it!

By Pika - 09/10/2017 01:30

Today, in the midst of an interview, I was asked what my best qualities are. I panicked and quickly responded that I can make a great Pikachu impression. They wanted to hear it. FML

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By GeneralElement - 19/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, in math, I was working on an assignment and this really cute girl comes over and says my name. At this point, my heart is pumping with excitement and I'm thinking she is going to ask for my number. She said, "Did you know someone drew a penis on your back?" FML

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Freaked out

By Anonymous - 24/08/2015 19:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was flirting with a cute girl at a club. She seemed into me and said I was hot. I said thanks and grinned. I guess my grin looked psychopathic, because her expression turned to horror, and she quickly excused herself. She was the only girl who's ever shown any interest in me. FML

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Carlyyy 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:05

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

kigaz 0

Thursday 23 July 2009 16:04

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

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cmac86 23

Friday 24 July 2009 9:52

dumb bitch probably thought it was "*****" and not "ditto". I don't think she had the brain capacity to wrap her mind around the "legalized cockfights" that is pokemon. I'm sorry for any bad grammar in this post, you damn grammar Nazis.

Chamale 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:07

Ironically, you were cockblocked by a pokemon that can breed with anything.

nlandcena 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:13

You win. You just ******* win. Best comment in this thread.

stephane_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:29

#213 - EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC!!!

saoriix 0

Friday 24 July 2009 10:45

Well, since that was ruined, I'm sure you can still mate with a ditto of your own. They will go places even your girlfriend won't... at least, not anymore.

ErikN 0

Friday 24 July 2009 11:23

Leaveittosteven 0

Friday 24 July 2009 15:41

Ditto sucks ass though. Why would that make her sexier? Maybe if she said Mewtwo, or Machamp, or Cloyster, or Rhydon or something it would be cooler. But Ditto is pathetic.

nlandcena 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:11

lrn 2 pokyman. He should have talked about Skarmabliss. Or about which team he was EV training. Or how he did this sweet tweak into the Jubilife void to catch Shaymin AND Darkrai.