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By MitchFail - 23/07/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I'm "so hot". I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds, "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply, "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML
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Carlyyy 0

What did she mean then, "I love ditto." ...

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kigaz 0

I would've thought the exact same thing. Pokemon ftw.

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monkeyman9 0

wow...good job...bring up pokemon in the middle of foreplay.. first time??

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Hich17 0

On behalf of men everywhere, I hate you.

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FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29

YDI for thinking of pokemon during foreplay.

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1234five 0

hahaha "but I sure know how to kill the mood" lol hahah

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aymaureen 0

its her own damn fault for saying "i love ditto" who the **** says that? she sounds like an idiot.

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nightDREAMERms 6

Wow. Just noticed this. Don't know if this is "respectful" or even on topic but ignoring your incorrect idea of the origin of the term "ditto", what kind of username is BrilliantBarbie? Are you trying to be ironic or what?? :/

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brilliantbarbie 0

First, I am not incorrect, I chose my words poorly, I will apologize for that...horrayyy somebody looked up the word on Google and saw that it was "first used in the 17th century".... is that how you know the word?? If you had to look up what "ditto" means, its obviously means you're unfamiliar with the word, and you too, would be the idiot referencing Pokemon in the mist of a "heatedly passionate moment" as opposed to the romantic movie that fits in with the mood. THE GENERAL population, who KNOWS the word Ditto from CURRENT CULTURE and actually USES the word in their general vocabulary generally use it because they saw the Movie Ghost, not beause it was the name of a pokemon. I will concur though, it was first used in the 17th century....horrayyyyy, not once in my mind did I think "OMGGGGG this movie is crazy!! It made up a word and what it means just for this movie!!!" I knew the word OBVIOUSLY existed before the movie, BUT IT IS THAT MOVIE that POPULARIZED the word. Got it?? A little more brilliant than barbie for you..."nightDREAMER"??

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Imacrowd 9

Aw, c'mon, I don't think there are a lot of people out there who use ditto in their general vocabulary. But I do know what the word means and I haven't seen ghost. Because have you even seen the trailer for it? A woman loses her husband, he comes back as a ghost and then Whoopi Goldberg joins the party. How bad can it actually get? And Pokemon is awesome. Fyl for not having played it. And OP: That might just be the best foreplay ever :)

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brilliantbarbie 0

Well, seeing the movie kind of undermines the whole purpose of a trailer... I saw the movie...I know what its about and whos in it, and if you havent seen it, you have no idea what your commenting on. Theres way more to it than a guy dies and comes back and whoppi joins the fun...It was a great movie, and honestly, a Pokemon fan is commenting on the movie Ghost and how it sounds corney?? I laugh, I laugh. Ill take Whoopi over Pika Pika or whatever any day. And as a matter of fact, I've played several "battle games' with pokemon... know when? When I was babysitting little boys, not on my own free time...

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ArtRys21 0

Do you live in the West Michigan Area? Because we have a store named Ditto, it's a second hand store

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Lindsayface 0

The pokemon Ditto is what I first thought of as well. But dude, it was AWESOME! It could transform into any pokemon it wanted!

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