Intimacy: Just in case

Just in case

By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 07:39 - Australia - Balwyn North

Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML

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By happybudiess - 14/10/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, I went to the free clinic down the street to prove to my girlfriend I don't have any STDs so that we can finally have sex. Turns out I have one. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By Justkillme - 15/11/2018 03:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML

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Wrap it up

By Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2011 14:25 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML

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STI TMI

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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Fingered

By Anonymous - 03/07/2023 19:00 - Finland - Tampere

Today, I went to see a doctor because of some blood in my stool. Not only is the matter embarrassing enough as is, it turned out the doctor was a young, crisply dressed, extremely handsome man. I then had his finger in my ass for a check-up, all the while him being very nice about it. I'm still mortified. FML

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A Different Kind of Tension

By Anonymous - 24/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML

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Do as I say…

By Anonymous - 26/03/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as a gynaecologist, I’ve spent years telling people to be safe during sex. I should have known better, but I let my vagina do the thinking for me in a moment of weakness, had a meaningless anonymous one night stand, and I'm now pregnant and positive for chlamydia. FML

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By jons - 17/02/2009 21:54 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor for my yearly checkup. After getting my blood-pressure taken, my finger pricked, etc, the doctor began to ask me some questions. When asked if I was sexually active, I responded "Yes". The doctor started laughing. FML

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Tuesday 16 February 2016 16:57

nothing to be embarrassed about.

awildwhisper 30

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:27

Your future partner will most likely appreciate you being a virgin and STI free.

Comments

tomvertigo 17

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:17

Good doctor and still not a bad idea.

lilchica22001 22

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:35

Still being a virgin is a great thing! You can wait until you find someone you really love and in the meantime you don't have to worry about having any STDs. You rock!

fuckfuckityfuck 16

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:36

My hand is my best friend too.

shaaza 16

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:36

What's wrong with being a virgin? That's nothing to feel bad or embarrassed about. Besides he is your doctor, he's not gonna tell the world about it.

UmbraSlayer 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:37

There is nothing wrong with being a virgin...

pandalover69 26

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:42

If anyone should know your a virgin it's your doctor. It's nothing to be ashamed about.

TheSFgamer 14

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:47

There's no shame in being a virgin if it means not having an STI

boredafthisyear 11

Tuesday 16 February 2016 17:54

At least you don't owe a STD!

Kr1ket927 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 18:20

That's definitely nothing to be embarrassed about, regardless what society tells you. You should be proud!

BlondBombShll88 14

Tuesday 16 February 2016 18:37

OP, there's no reason to be embarassed about being a virgin, it's more embarrassing to have an STI/STI If you ask me. Also, you never said how old you are, I mean if ur under 18, then being a virgin is kinda standard if u ask me, if ur btwn 18 and 25, then u just haven't met the right person or gotten married yet. I'm 27, I was a virgin until 19, after 3 years with my ex. so it's a personal choice and it's always better to wait than regret.