Just pish yerself

By Casey - 14/10/2010 18:20 - United States

Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 952
You deserved it 4 905

Same thing different taste

Top comments

xicano 0

make his ass sleep in the bathtub

BahahahLOL 0

If it's white and slimy, it's not pee... It's mayonnaise.

Comments

xxxviii 5

If he cant handle his booze then insist he become the poster child for Depends, stop drinking or stop drinking and coming to bed with you,,,,lol Prob solved..lol

make him wear adult diapers when he drinks... problem solved

I agree 100 percent !!!!! No big deal and problem solved.

my college girlfriend did that a few times . . . although she denied it. my buddy had it worse. his girlfriend did it all the time. once he put her in a garbage bag once she passed out. it worked!

perdix 29

1. Rubber sheets 2. AA 3. New boyfriend Was that so hard?

sourgirl101 28

Rubber sheets? Yea, throw some "baby oil" in there and you can have fun with or without the pee!

perdix 29

Who doesn't love the old Slip 'n' Slide? I'd think it might be a bit more fun without the urine smell, but I could be wrong.

deformedsurf 0

You should take it a step fatter and let him give you a golden shower! Maybe you'll enjoy when you're awake.

HAHAHAHAHA!!! my buddy has the same problem with his girlfriend.

lay down some puppy pads in your bed lol