Karate Kid

By Anonymous - 29/10/2021 08:00

Today, I took out a thief using my martial arts training. Everyone thanked me, even the police. My mom spent the rest of the day moaning that if I’d minded my own business, the thief would've been gone in two minutes, but thanks to me we had to waste an hour of her day off talking to the cops. FML
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Chazzster 28

(1) Unless someone is in danger of physical harm, it’s usually wiser to give them the money or property they demand if they are armed. Money is not worth dying over. (2) Mom is an idiot. If her big complaint is the time spent on the police report then she’s a real fool. If she were complaining that your actions had put her and yourself in danger because the thief was armed with a gun, then she would have a valid point.

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MidnaLink 33

I'll give you props for the martial arts, but what if they had a gun. Sometimes the safest thing to do is just give a desciption to the cops.

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MidnaLink 33

I'll give you props for the martial arts, but what if they had a gun. Sometimes the safest thing to do is just give a desciption to the cops.

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Chazzster 28

(1) Unless someone is in danger of physical harm, it’s usually wiser to give them the money or property they demand if they are armed. Money is not worth dying over. (2) Mom is an idiot. If her big complaint is the time spent on the police report then she’s a real fool. If she were complaining that your actions had put her and yourself in danger because the thief was armed with a gun, then she would have a valid point.

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Fred Eze 14

I agree with the points made but maybe tone it down with name calling next time?

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Fred Eze 14

I agree with the points made but maybe tone it down with the name calling next time?

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