Neighbours and Kids: KEEP OUT

KEEP OUT

By Awkward - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Redmond

Today, my neighbor put up an electric fence to keep my five-year-old son out. FML

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Dt33345 13

Thursday 5 December 2013 8:11

What does your son do to need that? Sh** on their lawn?

Maygen 5

Thursday 5 December 2013 8:17

To be fair, why is your 5 year old left without supervision long enough that he gets into the neighbour's yard? Watch you kid!

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fantasyworld 37

Thursday 4 December 2014 16:13

How about teaching him not to go in other people's yards?

writerchic85 25

Thursday 28 May 2015 21:47

Maybe keep a better eye on your son then. Just saying.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 14 November 2022 3:17

I mean, your kid should be taught to stay out of other people's yards, but an electric fence is seriously overdoing it.

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