Intimacy, Family, Porn and Wanker: Keep out - FML

Keep out

By Anonymous - 11/04/2021 13:57

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Today, I had to create a new password for my computer. I had to do it to stop my father from watching porn on my computer. FML

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By Tooyoungforthis - 04/01/2013 00:34 - United States - Arvada

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Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

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Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By graduate - 06/06/2009 13:17 - United States

Today, I got a computer. When I opened it, I found out that my dad had made himself the administrator. He made it so everything shut off after 11 o'clock, and made it so I couldn't download anything without his password. FML

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By PizzaNIF - 13/07/2016 17:58 - United States - Henderson

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Today, I was woken up by the sound of my dad blasting porn on his computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

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Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/05/2013 04:20 - United States - Murfreesboro

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Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn't watch dirty videos on Youtube. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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Caught in 1080p

By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

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Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Red Right Hand

By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

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Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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MILF

By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

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Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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Warp1978 15

Monday 12 April 2021 16:31

Is the new one, deargoddadno1!

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Monday 12 April 2021 12:53

What’s he into?

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cuz803 44

Sunday 11 April 2021 15:33

That's not good enough. You need a no trespassing sign that reads, "we don't call 911, we call the coroner" to fully secure your computer.

lukey101 23

Monday 12 April 2021 12:53

What’s he into?

Warp1978 15

Monday 12 April 2021 16:31

Is the new one, deargoddadno1!

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