Customers, Gross and Work: Keep the change

Keep the change

By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 067

You deserved it 2 449

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By Cashier - 24/09/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, at the end of my shift with a long line of customers, the older woman I was checking out calmly said, "You should take a minute to fix your hair dear, we have all been talking about it while we waited." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 207

You deserved it 3 778

By Anonymous - 31/01/2017 20:00 - United States - Jackson

Today, a woman came into my life and took all I had left in the world. The woman was my hair stylist. She took my hair and the last of my money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 831

You deserved it 1 742

By Alyssa - 21/03/2012 01:33 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I paid $50 on a haircut. Halfway through, I realized the hair dresser was drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 495

You deserved it 5 116

By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 722

You deserved it 3 546

By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 86 397

You deserved it 3 562

By Anonymous - 07/01/2010 14:45 - Canada

Today, I got a haircut, and after thanking the stylist I went up front to pay. The lady behind the counter took one look at me, smiled, and said, "Well, now you'll need a hat." FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 087

You deserved it 2 719

By Anonymous - 09/11/2014 18:49 - United States - Springfield

Today, as I was waiting in line at the check out, some guy came up behind me, plucked a hair out of my head, and ran off with it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 446

You deserved it 3 002

Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 783

You deserved it 141

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By adriana - 01/09/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I went to the bank to deposit the cash I made waiting tables. While the teller was counting, I apologized for having so many small bills. She said "It's OK honey, I helped another one of your kind just the other day. You're lucky we take your dirty money." She thought I was a stripper. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 344

You deserved it 4 589

By Elmoo - 01/06/2012 01:20 - Netherlands

Today, I was at work when a customer, who was going to pay for her groceries, started sorting through her money. She put some coins in her mouth, seemed to suck on them for a while, and then gave them to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 576

You deserved it 1 951

NotGabe 28

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

JustJumped 22

Tuesday 29 January 2013 18:52

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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ladylilly25 20

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:02

I guess she wants to give this "having a stalker" thing a try.

SasaCeceGogo 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:03

Was his name Harry? No? Back under my rock I go.

Gaaaahfyl 3

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:05

Voodoo time

firefighter925 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:07

OP was like ooooh a hamster!!! aw its just hair :(

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:07

I don't believe OP ever thought that it was a hamster.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:09

Could have been worse. Could've been just a wad.

LanaViolin 10

Wednesday 30 January 2013 0:34

...of cash?

TheDrifter 23

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:10

Part of her natural hair, or part of her weave? The first is kinda cute, in a "please stalk me" sorta way. The second is just embarrassing.

theawkwardlife 21

Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:19

its so cute how people give me wads of their hair so I can stalk them. just precious.

lemonademixer 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:54

Did you just say that giving someone your hair is cute?

Relenaz 9

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:14

Money is among the top most filthy things anyway. A wad of hair just happens to be more visible than germs, lol.

SxeDaze 13

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:15

Oh gosh golly, what a hairy situation!

sens3sfailing 24

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:28

spooky? how are pubes spooky?

olhuma 5

Tuesday 29 January 2013 19:31

Lemme guess... You are an oncologist.

outoftown 26

Wednesday 30 January 2013 1:19

Or OP's prices had the customer pulling their hair out. Or both, come to think of it.

lemonademixer 7

Wednesday 30 January 2013 4:56

And that is....

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You deserved it 42 312

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You deserved it 8 643

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Keep the change

Same thing different taste

Gross

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