Keep the change

By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 969
You deserved it 2 435

Same thing different taste

Top comments

NotGabe 28

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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The nutters do tend to come out at night

CheeseTron 15

Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...

Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.

The freaks come out at night - whodini

NotGabe 28

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?

Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..

Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"

I feel like I've seen this comment before..

Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.

KiddNYC1O 20
lemonademixer 7

#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?

perdix 29

You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!

You make it sound like a big hairy deal.

Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!