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By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, the last customer of the night shift handed me their money along with a wad of their hair. FML
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NotGabe 28

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

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JustJumped 22

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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JustJumped 22

The nutters do tend to come out at night

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CheeseTron 15

Hair is legit currency in some regions you know...

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notjanedoe 27

Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.

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desoto96 9

The freaks come out at night - whodini

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NotGabe 28

Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."

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HowAreYouToday 34

and some sanity.

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WearingHats 14

Or perhaps sanitation.

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Sandman366 6

Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?

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Pleonasm 35

Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?

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notjanedoe 27

Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.

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DyslexicPanda 12

Do people actually start from the bottom of the recents and read up? O.o

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Clioo_fml 17

Free money? Where In the FML does it say that? No where..

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Coop817 19

Ah my bad. as stupid as this sounds, I overlooked the word "customer"

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kalepie 6

I feel like I've seen this comment before..

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notjanedoe 27

Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Nothing wrong with freaks...

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lemonademixer 7

#64- You sure you know what you're saying...?

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perdix 29

You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!

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YUNOFML 16

You make it sound like a big hairy deal.

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TrueTriage 16

Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!

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