Keep the change
By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By imwithapples22 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
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yaaaay :D
The nutters do tend to come out at night
They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
Or maybe the customer just came from a screening of Les Misérables.
Aliens FTW. Well played. *tips hat*
The freaks come out at night - whodini
43, or Borat.
Don't forget conditioner!
no. sanity
No, sanitation.
Sanity is overrated, sanitation is over-hyped. Best hair to gift is pasta. Was the hair human, or pet?
Did they cough it up violently along with puke after they got a hug from their boyfriend?
...What?
Pleonasm is referring to the FML just before this one.
That was a stretch
I do.
The freaks come out at night.
I feel like I've seen this comment before..
Nothing to worry about, it's just a mild case of déjà vu.
Jackpot.
You could use it to make a fancy mane for your My Little Pony action figure! An FML for an ordinary person is a jackpot for a Brony!
You make it sound like a big hairy deal.
Hair can't replace coins?
Maybe OP works at a wig shop and they accept hair donations for money. Simple currency exchange!
Or maybe the customer was creepy AF?
Keywords
Sniff it, hand it back, and say, "More shampoo."
The nutters do tend to come out at night