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By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

At least you were considered a threat? fyl for being hot.

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

Bitches be trippin

Comments

adamo_erebus 26

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:51

I don't get why you had to make a "shocked face" just because he eyed you up.

Faff 20

Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:03

maybe OP is really insecure.

pandawudel 9

Tuesday 9 April 2013 14:33

16. I was thinking the exact same thing :s

sierralem 3

Tuesday 9 April 2013 16:26

Maybe she thought it was disrespectful for him to do that in plain view of his girlfriend...

Klug_fml 7

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:14

I agree with 16, the so-called "shocked face" seemed a little unnecessary. OP could have misinterpreted why the man was looking at her and as a general rule wouldn't it be better to ignore people like that rather than potentially causing a scene?

jelly713 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 2:43

16, you have no idea how awkward it is to have a guy with his girlfriend act so shameless. I've see guys check me out & smile at me while holding their girlfriend behind them. Doing whatever they can get away with. It's hard not to be shocked at some of the things they do that their girlfriend didn't see.

Zyzz7 12

Wednesday 10 April 2013 3:07

@40 & 49 Most guys do that. Its called biological instinct. They dont just stop noticing attractive women after they get a girlfriend. If you think its normal to be shocked at that and try to cause a scene then you're a bit of a prude and a bit odd. OP knew what she was doing could cause some conflict between the two, and if you ask me thats pretty anti-social and selfish. You dont pull big faces at random people just because they look you up and down. Not normal.

lalala1896 6

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:16

What did the boyfriend do?!?!

Jharrist89 12

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:27

Lmao that's aggravated assault. Press charges!

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 10:36

I hope you pressed charges. What an insecure moron. Plus if I ever had proof my boyfriend was cheating on me, I'd kick his ass, not the other girl.

Dramori 29

Tuesday 9 April 2013 11:13

The shocked face did it - she must have assumed you were shocked that he was acknowledging you so obviously you are the other woman in her twisted head. If you looked at him in disgust you may have gotten away with it (unless she beats you for not thinking her man was good enough!).