Public freakouts and Love: Keep walking

Keep walking

By Anonymous - 08/04/2013 22:06 - United Kingdom - Kingston

Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2019 12:00

Today, I learned that the guy I was seeing had a girlfriend that he hid from me. I found this out when she attacked me. FML

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By king400 - 25/11/2012 08:09 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By fuckingtrollingskankwhoreshitwankcuntfuck - 13/07/2013 17:33 - United States - Enfield

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By shenmas - 08/07/2018 19:00

Today, while I was out walking with my girlfriend, I got beaten up and called an "abuser" by a gang of women who noticed bruises on my girlfriend's arms and legs. The bruises are from her karate class. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By whoops - 10/06/2020 02:00

Today, I ran into the guy I’ve been seeing. He was holding hands with another girl. FML

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lishajoy777 14

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

At least you were considered a threat? fyl for being hot.

Bakarra 22

Tuesday 9 April 2013 9:08

Bitches be trippin

Comments

MDTeddy 13

Wednesday 10 April 2013 6:27

Since when did that girl think it was okay to punch a complete stranger and assume things? I doubt Op looked anything like the other girl and I hope that guy gets a new gf. I wouldn't allow my gf to do that. Actually, I wouldn't get a gf that had anger issues.

yetanotherginger 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 8:19

Criminal Injuries Compensation Authority here we come!

Spark_Slicker 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:42

@57 The point is staring is rude and it makes most people uncomfortable. It's really not as difficult to understand and abide by as you're making it out to be. Do you really have that little of self control?

Spark_Slicker 19

Wednesday 10 April 2013 17:44

Meant to make this a reply to someone else. -____-

Zyzz7 12

Thursday 11 April 2013 6:13

Good job.

Spark_Slicker 19

Thursday 11 April 2013 15:14

69, I'm sure this small accident satisfies your ego greatly.

JMW177 6

Thursday 11 April 2013 4:11

U whoop her ass

spyydaboy 4

Thursday 11 April 2013 14:46

So society is so retarded that you should not make faces, make eye contact or even look in someone's direction for fear of beatings. Sounds like this is the world to live in!