Health: Kitchen nightmare

Kitchen nightmare

By not chicken spaghetti - 18/12/2016 23:58 - United States - Clarksville

Today, while cooking supper with my boyfriend, we both smelled something funny. He tasted the sauce I was making, then asked me to taste it because something was off. I guess the burned Teflon of our cheap pot mixed with Ro-Tel just doesn't work that well. Now we're having dry chicken and plain noodles. FML

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By burned - 24/05/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was cooking me dinner. He walked away and I decided to help by giving the pan of veggies a sautee flip. My boyfriend failed to mention that he had just pulled that pan out of a 500 degree oven. FML

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Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By anon - 24/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I found a recipe online that looked delicious and not too complicated. Halfway through cooking, I realized I was reading the instructions for two different recipes and had combined them into one horrific dish. The resulting meal tasted like burnt cardboard mixed with regret. My girlfriend ended up ordering takeout. FML

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Cook out

By zazadudu - 23/12/2008 06:47 - France

Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By samantha - 27/01/2010 14:05 - Singapore

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

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By fartlover - 27/11/2009 05:10 - Canada

Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML

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Finger lickin'

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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Cooked

By Un1ucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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American cuisine

By Nill - 31/07/2023 03:00

Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML

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sousaphonist 14

Saturday 24 December 2016 20:05

You should've just used garlic and oil if the marinara didn't work out.

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:12

They didn't mean the meat was dry, thy mean dry as in the meal had no sauce.

Comments

firehazard 2

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:02

how is this an FML you had one bad dinner and have to buy a new pan next time you go to the store

Tripartita 44

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:22

Scroll through some of today's other FMLs. We have somebody who shipped a present incorrectly, somebody who had to buy lingerie, and another who will need to paint walls. These aren't all life-endingly devastating stories.

Lalala579121 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:37

Because OP's cat ate the sauce and then died.

pjsr 32

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:03

Living on love sounds easy until you try it

Tripartita 44

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:25

Yikes, that sounds disgusting. However, stainless steel flakes sprinkled over linguine with a side of sliced beryllium rods can be pretty good.

TMO2142 25

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:29

If you have dry chicken.. youre cooking wrong

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:12

They didn't mean the meat was dry, thy mean dry as in the meal had no sauce.

Mechtrex 0

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:39

Burned teflon turns me on.

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 24 December 2016 5:44

I doubt you burned the teflon. It's more likely that your Ro-tel was ro-ten.

Shadowvoid 33

Saturday 24 December 2016 7:56

Isn't burnt Teflon a known carcinogenic... Shouldn't there be other concerns to this FML?

CBL88 25

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:01

If the teflon is ruined, you can increase the risk of cancer by using a pot/pan. You should buy a new one

yerawizardlizzy 27

Saturday 24 December 2016 13:19

I highly doubt they will be reusing the pan. It's kind of a no-brainer that they should get a new one.

r1has 28

Saturday 24 December 2016 8:04

Oh meal of OP You are as dry as Sherlocks wit As slippery as noodles and moriarty And as saucy as inspector Lesterade BTW WHO ELSE IS EXITED FOR SEASON 4